MONDAY, AUGUST 21, 2017

The Counter in the Lower Right Hand Corner of the Whistleblower WEB PAGE has almost clicked off all of days, hours, minutes, and seconds until you can burn your eyes out by looking directly at the Solar Eclipse.

And Our Feckless Fishwrappers Are Trying To Tell You Where To Watch Today’s Solar Eclipse For Free Around Greater Cincinnati

Amazingly, The Answer Was Not “Anywhere Outside”

Police And Hospitals Are Bracing For Large Crowds During Today’s Solar Eclipse

There Will Be A Zillion Solar Eclipse Videos Today

And Memes Like These

We’ll See Solar Eclipse Fake News

And Solar Eclipse Jokes Like This One From The Simpsons 
A Solar Eclipse is like a woman breast feeding in a restaurant. It’s free, it’s beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it.

Finally In Anderson, our former TownshipTrustee says in just a few hours he’ll be able to tell us if you’ll really go blind if you masturbate during the eclipse.

This Is Your Official “Solar Eclipse” E-dition.
Any Other “Solar Eclipse” E-dition You Might See Would Surely Be A Fake