SUNDAY, AUGUST 13, 2017
More Politics Unusual
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1961 East Germany had begun erecting the Berlin Wall to keep people from fleeing to the West, and these days Illegal immigrants are still running toward our borders seeking “asylum” and all that other FREE stuff Obama and the Demographically Deranged DemocRATS keep promising them.
OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE WONDERS IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO SAID “I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me –and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says as tensions with North Korea continue to rise, President Trump’s job approval also turned back up at week’s end. Most voters think it’s likely the United States will soon be at war with North Korea as the rogue communist nation keeps blustering threats of nuclear annihilation in our direction.
THE BLOWER’S “Win-a-Free-Trip-to-Guam” contest winner to be announced next week. You still have time to enter and show your solidarity with all these brave American citizens in harm’s way.
IN LOVELAND: Everybody’s wondering why Mayor Mark Fitzgerald called a special meeting of Loveland City Council for 7PM Monday, August 14 at 7:00 at Loveland City Hall. The Blower could tell you, but that would spoil the surprise.
ALSO IN CLERMONT COUNTY: County Commissioner and Clermont County Party Boss Dave Uible has been under fire in Clermont County for advocating for a tax increase there in the hotel tax to fund a potential taxpayer backed practice field for FC Cincinnati. That tax increase didn’t go over well with conservative Republican Party Members. Now, whenever he is questioned about his tax hike, Party Boss Uible dodges the questions. So when a resident actually showed up at a Commissioner meeting to ask him about it, Uible had the guy thrown out. Reminds us of the types of shenanigans Batavia dealt with during the reign of Archie Wilson.
Come to think about it, in the Anderson Trustees Race Republicans Josh Gerth and Andy Pappas appear to be running unopposed against some no-name D-RAT who just likes seeing his own name on the ballot.
RINO REPORT: Conservative Review just listed the 25 top RINOs in Congress. The Blower bets you’ll never guess the identity of number “19” is.
HOW PUTINESQUE: If voters in the Forrest Gump School District don’t have a choice, it won’t be a democratic election. With only three candidates running for three seats, the result will be the same whether voters or if they don’t. Once placed on the school board, the two “newbies” will be persuaded to maintain the cover-up of the massive waste of taxpayer dollars heisted in the “renovate to new” tax levy. Not only is the $105 million levy being wasted, additional funds are being illegally diverted to pay for the grossly overpromised and underestimated projects. This is no exaggeration. It’s a major travesty.
WARNING: The Counter in the Lower Right Hand Corner of the Whistleblower WEB PAGE continues to click off the days, hours, minutes and seconds until you can burn your eyes out by looking directly at the Solar Eclipse.
SPOLIED SPORTS: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editot Andy FurBall wonders if you heard the latest Pete Rose Joke: Pete thought his shirt number was 16 but she really was 14.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Obama is still screwing up America ever since he was out of office and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell.
Obamanation
Obama and his Chicago thugs
Have shredded the Constitution
Now our form of government
Is political prostitution
IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “FERGUSON FREE,” our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about all that Biased News Coverage for Obama’s Race Riot three years ago in Ferguson, Missouri. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
THIS WEEK, OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER says left-wing late night comedians were really working fake news into their nightly Trump Bashing.
Jimmy Fallon said: “Tensions with North Korea continue to rise. And you can tell Trump’s nervous because he’s been wearing a “Make America Great Again” helmet.”
Conan O’Brien said: “Archaeologists have just uncovered evidence of a Native American civilization that vanished, completely vanished in the 13th century. Isn’t that amazing? Apparently they died out months after selecting their new leader, Chief Trump. Then they were gone.”
James Corden said: “This morning Donald Trump started another Twitter war. This time he tweeted at Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, telling him to “get back to work on a healthcare bill.” I’m impressed. It is extremely difficult to type the words “get back to work” on a phone while simultaneously teeing off with a 3-wood.”
Seth Meyers said: “President Trump’s inauguration singer, whose sister is transgender, recently called the president’s ban on transgender people in the military a disappointment. Well, sounds like someone is not getting invited to sing at his impeachment.”
But The Lowest Blow Went To Stephen Colbert, who said: “Things are getting tense between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un. We didn’t start it. North Korea has been testing these missiles and saying they’re making them specifically to attack the United States. So, obviously, a firm response is necessary — but maybe not “fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen.”
WE’RE STILL HEARING TOO MUCH LEFT-WING HATE SPEECH FROM OUR LATE NIGHT COMEDIANS
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says The Buckeye State can’t take all the credit for 20-year-old Ohio murderer James Alex Fields, Jr. Word is Fields was born in Kenton, Ky., to Samantha Lea Bloom. He grew up in Northern Kentucky and moved to Ohio from Florence, Kentucky about year ago because of her job.
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LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #236 says you should tell a liberal how much you appreciate that the Obama economy is a system of checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.
JOHN GALT says, “If you don’t know, the thing to do is not to get scared, but to learn.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says the three major U.S. stocks indexes ended higher on Friday, snapping three days of losses, as investors bet on slower U.S. rate hikes, but gains were muted by increasingly aggressive exchanges between the United States and North Korea.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others, and this week everybody’s excited about The Blower’s “Win A Free Trip To Guam” Contest.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.
FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was reminding Political Insiders that it’s been an entire year since Bob McEwen introduced Donald Trump at a rally Orlando, and we’re still wondering if the Revered Former Congressman got a chance to pass on The Blower’s insult for Trump to use against Crooked Hillary (“She’s every guy’s bad first wife.”) McEwen claims he did, but it’s been a year and we still haven’t seen where The Trumpster actually used it.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ohio’s Delusional Governor John Kasich who’s waiting to see what kind of endorsement our 2020 Presidential Candidate gets from Mitt Romney this time. Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows Kasich being very cautious.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”
MONDAY (AUGUST 14) The Blower will be featuring our Annual Back to School E-dition, and we’ll explain why in this year’s Forest Gump School Board Elections, results will be the same no matter if voters vote or if they don’t.
TUESDAY (AUGUST 15) The Blower will no doubt remember our “VJ DAY Anniversary,” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will tell us if it’s still OK to call them Japs.
WEDNESDAY (AUGUST 16) well be checking to see if Korean Crackpot Dictator Kim Jong Un followed through on his promise to destroy America by the middle of the month.
THURSDAY (AUGUST 17) we’ll be remembering the nineteenth anniversary of the date in 1998 when Bill Clinton testified before a grand jury that he had had an “inappropriate” relationship with former intern Monica Lewinsky, and that night, he apologized to the American people in a nationally televised address.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (AUGUST 18) Limerick is “How many lies did Obama tell?”
AND SATURDAY (AUGUST 19) will be our “Politically Incorrect Black Family Reunion” E-dition, and we’ll be wondering about the outrage if somebody suggested a “White Unity Reunion” this weekend in Charlottesville, Virginia.
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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TODAY’S WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO
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