Special “Anderson Flag Day Parade Update” E-dition

MONDAY, JUNE 12, 2017
With These Two Last-Minute Changes

We need to get the word out on two last-minute changes to Wednesday’s Big Annual Flag Day Parade in Anderson.

FIRST THE LOCATION: According to the State of Ohio, the “PFC James Miller IV Memorial Highway” has now been combined with the “Staff Sergeant Richard T. Pummill Memorial Highway” so that the Largest Flag Day Parade in the area will begin at Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas’ Cleaner Concepts at 7857 “PFC James Miller IV and Staff Sergeant Richard T. Pummill Memorial Highway,” and all Peaceful, Caucasian, God-fearing Andersonians watching the parade are still requested to stay behind the “white line.”

SECOND, THE NAME OF THE PARADE: At the final planning meeting, Anderson Flag Day Parade organizers were unaware that besides Flag Day always being on June 14, on Wednesday, June 14, 2017 will also be President Donald Trump’s 71st birthday. That means Trump supporters who are already scheduled to walk in the Flag Day Parade will be carrying “Happy Birthday, President Trump!” signs instead of American flags, and they are now insisting that the official name of this year’s parade be changed to Anderson’s “Annual Largest Flag Day In The Area and President Donald J. Trump 71st Birthday Parade.”

How do we know Wednesday is President Donald Trump’s 71st Birthday? First Lady Melania Trump sent us an e-mail telling us she needs our help to make President Trump’s 71st Birthday a birthday he will never forget, especially since we have certainly proven ourselves to be loyal friends of her husband through our support of his positive vision to Make America Great Again and our unwavering commitment to the Republican Party.