FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 2017
Happy Good Friday, Everybody!
This afternoon at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane plans to tell his Political Parishioners instead of telling everybody they meet to “have a good day” like they do on every other day, maybe people could all get into the spirit of the season today by telling everybody to “Have a Good Friday.”
And just to get everybody in an Eastery mood, we could all join the guys from Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” singing “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.”