SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2016
This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was “HOLIDAYS DISPIRITED” (TRYING TO STAY IN A HOLIDAY MOOD DURING OBAMA’S FINAL DAYS)

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK WAS 2016 “MULTI-CULTURAL HOLIDAYS” (WALMART COMPLAINS X-MA$ ISN’T COMMERCIAL ENOUGH!) AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK WAS “HOLIDAY HAPPENINGS” (HOPING TO MAKE CHRISTMAS GREAT AGAIN) 

Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
All The News That’s Fit To Fake

This Week’s Liberal Liars Award

American intelligence agencies have concluded with “high confidence” that Russia acted covertly in the latter stages of the presidential campaign to harm Hillary’s chances and promote Trump, according to “senior administration officials.” Trump blamed Disingenuous DemocRATS for circulating reports that Russia sought to help him get elected. “I think it’s ridiculous,” he said. “I think it’s just another excuse [for their election defeat]. I don’t believe it.”

Radical Islamic Terrorist Update

The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Radical Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 195 Islamic attacks in 20 countries, in which 1,605 people were killed and 2,113 injured.

Now Let’s Look At The Radical Islamic Attacks For Just Last Week

And Only The Stupidest DemocRAT Alive Could Ever Believe It When Obama And Crooked Hillary Said We’re Winning

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

 President-elect Donald Trump on Thursday bragged about being named Time magazine’s Person of the Year, but criticized the title of the honor as “politically correct.” “I was lucky enough to receive the Time Person of the Year,” Trump said in Des Moines, Iowa, the third rally on his “Thank You” victory tour. “They used to call it ‘Man of the Year,’ but they can’t do that anymore, so they call it ‘person.’ They want to be politically correct. That’s OK.” 

BLACK LIES MATTER

Sheriff Clarke THROWS DOWN: Fake News? Let’s Talk ‘Hands Up, Don’t Shoot!’

With all the news about fake news in the – err, news – lately Sheriff David Clarke has one fake news story he would like to discuss. Remember “Hands up, Don’t Shoot?” We remember (see Dear Liberal Lynch Mob: Mike Brown, ClockBoy, Cecil The Lion, You’re ALWAYS Wrong and Ferguson To Create Permanent Memorial Honoring Criminal, Michael Brown. Wow).

And so does our favorite sheriff…

LIBERAL MEDIA CONSPIRACY

(Sometimes Referred To As The DemocRAT Media Complex) 

Hillary Loved Fake News — Until She Lost

The Toronto Sun says Crooked Hillary believed (and bathed in) all the fake news that CNN and other liberal news outlets churned out 24/7, in anticipation of her inevitable victory. That’s why it was so hard for the old girl to face her supporters on election night and admit defeat. Why? Because she was utterly stunned by her loss. So, it would seem rather odd that Hillary’s now whining about fake news, and blaming it for her colossal humiliation. “The epidemic of malicious fake news and false propaganda that flooded social media over the past year — it’s now clear the so-called fake news can have real-world consequences,” Hillary insisted in a speech at a ceremony for retiring Sen. Harry Reid. (MORE)

The Feck Stops Here

Memo To The Fishwrap:

         Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers will no doubt continue to promote all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting Sanctuary Cities, Ragamuffins and Refugees, “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

         But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”