WEDNESDAY, JUNE 29, 2016
Breaking: Hillary To Be Indicted In November

This morning at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that e-mail from the Trump Campaign with “Breaking: Hillary to be Indicted in November” in the subject line.

“That message should be effective,” Kane explained. “But The Blower has some other suggestions:” Maybe they should’ve included a picture.”

Or a “Hillary for Prison” bumper sticker.

“Best of all would be for Trump to say: “Elect Me And I’ll Indict Her Lying Ass!’ ”