MONDAY, JUNE 27, 2016

And To Be Even More Politically Precise

This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about today’s revision in the Whistleblower “Stylebook,” which like at all print publications, shows the rules and examples of usage, punctuation, and typography, used in preparation of copy for publication.

“Here’s one change that just can’t wait,” Kane explained, “especially after reading The Fishwrap’s coverage of Crooked Hillary’s visit to Cincinnati with stories like How Elizabeth Warren attacked Donald Trump at the Hillary Clinton rally in Cincinnati.”

“Conservatives should hardly be surprised at The Fishwrap’s Shameless Liberal Bias after all this time,” Kane added.  They couldn’t say enough nice things about Whacko DemocRAT Senator Elizabeth Warren showing up to audition as Crooked Hillary’s running mate, calling Donald Trump a “Money Grubber,” only a few short hours after Hillary raked in a paltry $450,000 from DemocRATS with more money than brains at a “Money grubbing” fund-raiser at Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley’s wife’s house, where Hillary accepted a $1,000 contribution from Cranley that really wasn’t Cranley’s because that money came from Cranley’s campaign fund, where Cranley’s contributors had given him money for his campaign, which Cranley chose to use to try to make him look like a big shot on occasions such as this.

“So what’s the change in The Whistleblower’s Stylebook?” somebody asked.

“At the very least, Feckless Fishwrappers like Jeremy Fugleberg, Chrissie Thompson, and Sharon Coolidge, should now be designated Jeremy Fugleberg (D., Fishwrap), Chrissie Thompson (D., Fishwrap), and Sharon Coolidge (D., Fishwrap), with their proper political party affiliation after their name,” Kane concluded.