SUNDAY, JUNE 26, 2016
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was “Mean Jean’s Ethics Case Update” (It Was A Really Small Fine…)
OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was “What’s In A Name?” (That Which We Call “Radical Islamic Terrorism” Would Kill You Just The Same)
AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was Our Official “No Panty Day” E-dition (Ditch The Panties And Go Bare Down There!)
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
THIS WEEK’S RAMADAN GREETINGS
Al-Qaeda Urges Jihadists To Kill White People When Attacking America…
PLUS
ABC REPORTS FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION INCREASING ACROSS AMERICA. THEY DON’T MENTION ISLAM.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
This Week’s British BREXIT Vote Was A Gift From The Gods.
We can only hope Donald Trump will exploit it every chance he gets.
THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO MAINTAIN THEIR MOMENTUM.
The Blower believes the next 135 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.
This Week’s Liberal Liar Award
FAUXCAHONTAS SAYS SENATE VOTE SHOWS GOP HAVE DECIDED TO SELL WEAPONS TO ISIS
Radical Islamic Terrorist Update
The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Radical Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 208 Islamic attacks in 28 countries, in which 2,036 people were killed and 1,630 injured.
(THE RADICAL ISLAMIC TERROR ATTACK IN ORLANDO WAS JUST ONE OF THE 208 WORLDWIDE ISLAMIC ATTACKS DURING THE PAST 30 DAYS)
Last Week’s World Wide Jihad Report
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
If you don’t think Political Correctness is a “Killer,” just ask Obama’s buddy, ex British Prime Minister David Cameron what PC did for his career this week.
Meanwhile in America, Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer
The Feck Stops Here
This week, Metro Mole says the first two readers’ comments on The Fishwrap’s overblown “Cincy Pride” story told the whole story:
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers will continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.” 