TUESDAY, JUNE 21, 2016
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
On this date in 1788, the US Constitution was ratified and Liberals have been trying to destroy it ever since. —Hurley The Historian
That’s why we chose Lincoln’s: “Don’t interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties.” —Your Quote For Today Committee
Did you see where the White House is now calling “Radical Islamic Terrorism” a Republican Talking Point? —Obama’s White House Propaganda Spokesman Josh Earnest
Is Political Correctness great or what? It even kept people from reporting the Orlando Shooter’s plans to authorities. —Liberal Loonies
How’d you like the way we spun all those horrific murders in Orlando into a politically correct fight over Gun Control? —Obama Supporters in the Press
Did you see where The Fishwrap forgot to mention my former Chief of Staff’s part in my illegal campaign contributions scheme? —“Mean Jean” Schmidt
Did you see where I got to sit in at that private meeting in New York this morning with Mr. Donald Trump? —CCV President Phil Burress
We’re still waiting to hear if Cincinnati Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback was able to get Caitlyn Jenner to be grand marshal at Cincinnati’s Gay Pride Parade this weekend. —Whistleblower Alternate-Life-styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
Friday will be the last day to pay those Second Half 2015 Hamilton County Property Taxes (jacked up by our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor) and any taxes paid even a minute late will accrue a penalty and/or interest; and failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest. —Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering
It’s totally amazing why local RINOs actually offered me no opposition during any of my re-elections. —Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Audito
Tomorrow when all those lovely ladies with no panties are standing in line at my store, I’ll be pleased to show each one of them my personal Cleaner Concepts. —Anderson Trustee/ Hamilton County Commissioner Candidate Andy Pappas
Did you see on Father’s Day when Obama saluted Transgender dads in ladies rooms all over America?—White House Spokeswomen
During Obama’s Devolution of America, Obama trying to teach young black men how to be good fathers would be like OJ Simpson trying to tell you how to be a good husband. —Deadbeat Dads
What’s the definition of “mass confusion?” Father’s Day in the hood! —Over-the-Rhine Council
Father’s Day was Sunday, A time that was truly his. But the trouble with the kids today, Is that they don’t know who “he” is. —Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves
In Kentucky, isn’t Father’s Day the same as Uncle’s Day? —Uncle Clem CamBoo
On Father’s Day, it’s always a great time to be invited to a big picnic. —Weight Gainers Members Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich
On Father’s Day, it’s a great time for your children to buy you a drink. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan “Cornbread” Smith
On Father’s Day, one of my children gave me a Mobile Phone GPS Tracking system. —Horny in Hebron
On Father’s Day, did you think I should’ve told people I was a father too? —Goof Doofus
On Father’s Day, I always remember all those times my dad caught me in the bathroom. —Eldon Pudpuller
On Father’s Day, Eggs Benedict wasn’t the only thing I didn’t get at home. —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson
On Father’s Day, I got a card that said “Thanks for not pulling out.” —Bobby Leach
On Father’s Day, it was a good time to spend time with your families. —Cheaters in Northern Kentucky
On Father’s Day, it’s just another day to get scooped by The Whistleblower. —Feckless Fishwrappers
Where was all that damn Goettafest coverage you promised? —Mainstrasse Merchants
When did you say Confederate Father’s Day was? —Trish the Dish at Channel 19 News
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