MONDAY, JUNE 20, 2016

Today We Felt Like The Polish Comedian 

At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders couldn’t help but notice Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s disappointment after hearing Donald Trump had just fired his controversial campaign manager Corey Lewandowski.

“It’s beginning to look like 1980,” Kane explained, because he couldn’t help remembering about that time he was doing media advance work for Ronald Reagan’s campaign during the primary season when Reagan gave the boot to his campaign manager John Sears, national political director Charles Black, and the man Kane was working for, press secretary Jim Lake. “That ended my time on the fast track with the national campaign in 1980,” Kane said, “and I was relegated to working for the Crooks at the Courthouse running the Reagan Campaign in Hamilton County, and we all know how that turned out.

But the real reason Kane was disappointed today was because The Blower had some suggestions our good friend, Revered Former Ohio Congressman Bob McEwen (now, among other things the Executive Director for the Council for National Policy in Washington) was supposed to hand-deliver to the Trump campaign during his scheduled meeting with Trump’s campaign manager Corey Lewandowski today.

Unfortunately, McEwen’s e-mail this afternoon read: “I was in the Trump Tower to meet with Corey when his assistant came to meet me and said, “perhaps you and Corey can meet tomorrow. Shades of New Hampshire, 1980?”

“It could’ve been worse,” Kane tried to make clear. “We could’ve asked John Kasich to deliver the message.”