FRIDAY, JUNE 17, 2016

Getting It All Down In Black and White

At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he’d heard any good #Rachel Dolezal jokes, especially since it’s been an entire year since The Blower gave its Liberal Liar Award to Rachel Dolezal for embarrassing people of all races because the Caucasian President of the local chapter of the NAALCD (National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS) in Spokane, Washington actually continued to claim she was “Black.” The Blower said Rachel was the Stupidest White Bitch Liberal Liar we’d ever heard of!

“#Rachel Dolezal was giving all Liberal Liars a bad name,” Kane explained. “Liberals had already cheered a cross-dresser like Bruce Jenner for claiming he’s a woman. And they all applauded Rachel Dolezal for claiming she was Black. Liberals couldn’t possibly condemn #Rachel Dolezal since the Liberal Agenda says anybody can be whatever they think they are.”

Now Here’s The Blower’s Politically Incorrect Joke For Today: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham, who says it’s still not too late to start telling #Rachel Dolezal Jokes, told us this one: “When asked by a reporter if she was Black, Rachel said she didn’t understand the question. I guess that proves that she is.”

More #Rachel Dolezal Jokes Later…