FRIDAY, JUNE 17, 2016
“Tricky Dick” Would Be Offended By the Comparison
At this morning’s meeting of this morning’s Conservative Agenda on the 44th anniversary of the Watergate Break-In, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about yesterday’s Special “Obama-Nixon” E-dition comparing Nixon’s Watergate to Obama’s IRS Scandal, and Kane said you’d have to wonder if Nixon would be sorry he didn’t live during the Age of Obama, since these days all America seems to love a liars and crooks. Nixon might’ve even finished his second term.
Maybe that’s why at yesterday’s Bribe Lunch at Belterra, where yet another politician was trying to get even more unsubstantiated rumors about his opponent in The Blower, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was asked about that time Watergate Burglar G. Gordon Liddy made him an Honorary Watergate Burglar. “No kidding. That was quite an honor,” Kane explained. “Liddy even told me who ‘Deep Throat’ was. Fortunately, Liddy said it was not actress Linda Lovelace, famous for her performance in the 1972 hardcore porn film Deep Throat.”
“Liddy was right, Kane said. That’s why yesterday our Quote for Today Committee chose Liddy’s ‘Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.’ ”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, Burglar Buddy, G. Gordon Liddy.
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