WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15, 2016

Look at the E-Mail We Just Received

Subject: Change Of Current Lead Story
To:           All Members Of The Mainstream News Media
From:      Media Hype Headquarters, New York

Coverage of the two-year-old little boy being dragged into water by an alligator near Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa in Orlando now becomes your Lead Story on all newscasts and breaking news updates.

The Little Boy and the Alligator now replaces the Orlando Terrorist Shooting Story, which has been your Lead Story ever since Saturday night.

Special attention should be given to the outcry by all those animal rights activists who blame the irresposnsible parents for not supervising their child resulting in the ruthless murder of five (5) innocent alligators who had nothing whatsoever to so with the unfortunate circumstances involving the little boy.

         Barry Bluster,
         Hypster-in-Charge
         Media Hype Headquarters, New York

And you thought it was just a coincidence when all those TV stations were talking about the same story all the time.