TUESDAY, JUNE 14, 2016
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
Yesterday’s early Flag Day greetings came out a day early because we wanted to be first to wish everybody “Happy Flag Day.” —Hurley the Historian
And we’ve been so busy these days trying to help get Hillary elected to preserve Obama’s Legacy, we almost forgot about Flag Day today. —The Obama White House
And we’ve been too busy trying to convince somebody that Saturday night’s Orlando attack wasn’t a total failure of Obama’s ‘Politically Correct’ Presidency. —The Entire Obama Administration
And we were too busy blaming the NRA and calling for more Gun Control. —Disingenuous DemocRATS in Senate
And we were too busy saying Republicans want shootings like Orlando to continue to happen. —Dishonest DemocRATS in the House
Please don’t ask how we would’ve reacted if a Republican had been president during the Orlando attack, and not a squishy liberal like Obama. —Obama Supporters in the Press
And I thought all of those folks were all too busy trying to say something nice about me on Flag Day because today’s also my birthday. —Donald Trump
It’s a good thing Hillary’s Money Grubbing Fundraiser in Cincinnati was postponed until tomorrow, so we could have time to arrange a proper protest at Mt. Lookout Square at 4:30 PM during the thunderstorms. —Cincinnati TEA Party
Do you think the 27 people who now say they’ll be attending on our FaceBook event page will be able to line both sides of the street between Mt. Lookout Square and Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley’s House at 2949 Pineridge Avenue? —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
Did you see whose name the house is in? —Hamilton County Double Dipping DemocRAT Auditor Dusty Rhodes
That house is a real crapper compared to my Indian Hill McMansion. —$tan Che$ley
Flag Day parades would be a lot shorter if they kept publicity-seeking politicians away and the only people marching were there to honor those who fought and died to protect it. — Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Maybe that’s why we chose “A patriot wraps himself around the flag to defend it; a scoundrel wraps it around himself to defend himself.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
And today was Anderson Township’s Biggest Flag Day Parade in History (Five-Miles Long, 542-Units). —Anderson Township Trustee (Running for County Commissioner) Andy Pappas
Whenever I wear my red-white-and-blue bikini on Flag Day, guys at the Fort Mitchell Country Club always salute, if you know what I mean. —Miss Vicki
We’ll drink to that. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan “Cornbread” Smith
When did you say Confederate Flag Day was? —Rufus Redneck
You can’t fool us. There is no Confederate Flag Day, because they lost. —Trish the Dish at Channel 19 News
Curiously, Sheree Paolello used to tell me the same thing. —Jack Atherton (Still at Channel 22.45 in Dayton in case you missed me)
— Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer — Sometimes The Blower reviles flag burners to show that unpatriotic behavior is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Disgraced Devious DemocRAT EX-Hamilton County Commissioner now ruining the Ohio DemocRAT Party.
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Whistleblower Video of the Day
Hilarious Celebration of Donald Trump’s Birthday In India
Published on Jun 14, 2016: Little-known right wing group Hindu Sena on Tuesday celebrated US Republican party candidate Donald Trump’s birthday at Jantar Mantar in the national capital. With a birthday cake, balloons and posters — including one showing Trump brandishing a gun, the group celebrated Trump’s birthday. The Hindu Sena called Trump the ‘saviour of humanity’ and the ‘messiah against Islamic terror’. Speaking to IndianExpress.com, national president of Hindu Sena Vishnu Gupta said they were organising the event because they consider Trump to be their ‘hero’. “Donald Trump is speaking the entire world’s ‘mann ki baat’ against Islamic terror and we support it,” he said, referring to Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s radio show Mann ki Baat.
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