Daily Archives: June 9, 2016

Special “Nude News Update” E-dition

JUNE 9 NUDE NEWS

THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 2016

Don’t Forget To Mark Your Calendars

image005Whistleblower Naked News Correspondent Oliver Klozhoff says as you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Daylight time, all patriotic women in Anderson Township will be walking out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America !

P.S. It is your patriotic duty to inform others.

P.P.S. If you don’t send this to at least one person, you’re a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding-and-abetting terrorists!image017 image018