WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8, 2016

Here’s What Else Is Happening

This afternoon in the Whistleblower-Newswire newsroom, everybody was ridiculing the way all those national Kneepad Liberals in The Press were depicting Lying Hillary as a “Golden Goddess” after she became the Disingenuous DemocRAT National Committee’s presumptive presidential nominee. Network Newsers all said “History-Making Hillary” was even more historic than when History-Making Obama was the first Person of Color to become the Disingenuous DemocRAT National Committee’s presumptive presidential nominee in 2008.

Meanwhile, all of our local Kneepad Liberals in The Press will be in full swoon on Monday, when Lying Hillary comes to Cincinnati for one of her patented protest-free, no-public-rally, big-money “private fundraisers,” this time at the home of Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley, just to show how much she really cares about improving the lives of all those out-of-work Ohioans, and our local Kneepad Liberals in the Press can try to prove their reporting can be just as biased as the big-name national media celebrities.

It’s the least they can do for all our local Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

And you’ll know how hard our Local Kneepad Liberals are trying by the number of times they use the word “Historic.”