TUESDAY, JUNE 7, 2016  

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When The Blower published its “Common Sense of Rights” in Monday’s Current “Constitutional Crisis E-dition, it reminded us of how much America is changing these days. Today’s reason Obama needs to be impeached is for claiming that because of him, America is once again the most respected country on the planet. —Obama Bashers at TEAParty.org

“Common Sense” is like deodorant. People who need it most never use it. —Tom Paine-in-the-Ass

Please don’t point out that we’ve been pimping for Obama for so long, when the first American dies at the hands of one of his five released terrorists, blood will be not only on Obama´s hands, but also on ours. —Obama Supporters in the Press

It really doesn’t matter how many scandals Obama has, so long as all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, keep getting their free stuff. —Obama’s Organizing for Action Scam

Do you remember when Hillary Clinton did what she does best: playing politics and dividing Americans? She accused Republicans of limiting access to voting. Fortunately, Governor Kasich and Secretary of State Husted were having none of her nonsense. Watch this video of the Governor and Secretary of State calling out Hillary Clinton. —Ohio Republicans  

Please remind your readers that Friday, June 24 is the last day to pay their Second Half 2014 Hamilton County Property Taxes (jacked up by our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor who once again ran unopposed for re-election) and any taxes paid after that date will accrue a penalty and/or interest; and failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest. —Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering

June 22 is still “No Panty Day” at my Cleaner Concepts at 7857 Beechmont Avenue. —Aroused Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas

Included with your property taxes that are due on June 24 is that increase for “Smiling Dallas” Jackson’s illegally orchestrated campaign for that  Humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam. —Your Snitch at the Forrest Gump School District

We can hardly wait till tomorrow when The Blower publishes its Annual “Bluing of Hamilton County” Edition. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP and Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters

We didn’t believe Deters when he said although he wouldn’t be charging “Michelle Gregg” with child endangerment, if he had been at the Cincinnati Zoo, he’d have jumped into the gorilla pit and fought the 450-pound gorilla to the death, just to save her child?—Gorilla Lives Matter Activists

Since June is Gay Pride month, we’ll be flying the Gay Flag at City Hall all month long. —Cincinnati Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback

Today there are only 154 more days until the November Elections, in case anybody forgot. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

Around this date in 1968, President Lyndon B. Johnson declared a national day of mourning following the assassination of Senator Robert F. Kennedy. —Hurley the Historian

Bobby Kennedy’s prediction (on May 27, 1968, just a week before he was assassinated): “Things are moving so fast in race relations, a Negro could be President in 40 years. There is no question about it. In the next 40 years, a Negro can achieve the same position that my brother has.” The rest, as they say, is history. —Your Quote for Today Committee

Yesterday in Northern Kentucky, we had some of the best D-Day celebrations ever. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

What does the “D” stand for? —Goof Doofus

I think it should stand for “DemocRATS.” —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith

How about “Drink?” —Michael Liquid Plummer

What about “Disguised DemocRATS?” —NoKY Chamber of Commerce President Trey Grayson

At my place of business, the “D” always stands for “Detention.” —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

Are you sure that “D” doesn’t stand for “Disbarred?” —$tan Che$ley

Thanks to that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Me (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club,) I’ll always be “Deranged, Demented, and Disbarred.” —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters

D-Day certainly doesn’t stand for “Diets.” —Weight Gainers Big-Ass Members Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich

D-Day is for “Dinosaurs.” —The Lizard Museum   

Might it stand for “Dye-job?” —Y’All Ville Mayor Blondie Whalen

D-Day is always a great time to wear your bikini at the Fort Mitchell Country Club.  —Miss Vicki

We’re still trying to figure out if Confederate Memorial Day is officially celebrated in Northern Kentucky.   —Rufus Redneck

On D-Day, all Second Amendment Advocates offered a silent prayer for the souls of all those victims of gun violence, who died because laws already on the books have not been enforced.  —Billy Bob Carbine

ou can’t fool us. D-Day was when all of us TV stations were supposed to begin broadcasting only in “Digital.”  —Channel 19 News Bimbo Trish the Dish

Not even Sheree Paolello would be that stupid. —Dan Carroll, WCPO-TV’s Chopper 9 Helicopter Reporter

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 WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Remembering When Obama Tooted His Own Horn and Judge Jeanine Ripped Him a New One

(Sent in by Judge Jeanine, who said, “Mr. President: you are destroying this country. You have diminished us on the world stage. You have trampled on the very laws you swore to uphold.  You are not a true commander-in-chief. We’ve impeached a president for lying about sex with an intern. Your actions, far more egregious, demand impeachment.)

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