SUNDAY, JUNE 5, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was in Monday Night’s Really Big Story

GORILLA LIVES MATTER PROTESTS KILLING OF HARAMBE

 OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was in  our “Gorilla Lives Matter” E-dition When Our Award-Winning Coverage Began)

 AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was in our Another “Gorilla Lives Matter Update” (Hoping There Won’t Be Any Riots)

 Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

          You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

Understanding Ramadan

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Conservatives need to understand that when Donald Trump campaigns for president during the next 156 days, not only will he be running against Hillary (unless she’s indicted), but he will also be running against Obama, who plans to play a more active role in the race to succeed him than any outgoing president in history. That’s because in addition to campaigning for his fellow Dishonest DemocRATS, Obama will also be attempting to ensure a lasting footprint for his failed governing philosophy. That will probably suit Donald Trump just fine. Tying Lying Hillary to Obama and repudiating everything Obama’s done to ruin America during his eight years in office should be what The Donald plans to do anyway. Trump won’t have a “To Do List” for January 20, 2017. It’ll be an “Undo List.”

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES KEEP THE NEWS MEDIA HONEST.

The Blower believes the next 156 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

 This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

OBAMA CLAIMED HE’S NOT TO BLAME FOR TRANSGENDER BATHROOM ISSUE

The Washington Times said Obama attempted to downplayed his role in the transgender bathroom controversy Wednesday, saying he hasn’t pushed the issue in his administration and he believes there are “more pressing” problems in the country. “Somehow people think that I made it an issue. I didn’t make it an issue,” Mr. Obama said at a town-hall-style event in Elkhart, Indiana. Asked by a voter why transgender bathrooms had become such an important subject, the president replied, “There are a lot of things that are more pressing, you’re absolutely right.” [READ MORE HERE]

 Murdering Muslim Update

The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 191 Islamic attacks in 29 countries, in which 1,470 people were killed and 1843 injured.

Last Week’s Jihad Report

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Evangelist Franklin Graham is continuing to speak out fervently against the Obama administration’s transgender bathroom policy, saying on his Facebook page on Thursday that he’s “proud of the 12 states who are suing” over it. The faith leader called upon his more than 3.7 million followers to take action against what he described as a “dangerous riptide of political correctness in this country” by encouraging them to call political representatives and school superintendents to make their voices heard.

Every Day, More People All Around The World Are Finally Catching On That Obama’s Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

 Bluegrass Blasts

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he’s not sure why the local news media didn’t covering the big Confederate Memorial Day Parade in Northern Kentucky on Friday, what with all symbols of the Confederacy being under siege during the Age of Obama.

That’s because Confederate Memorial Day, as all Blower readers know, is officially celebrated in Kentucky on June 3, since Confederate President Jefferson Davis was born on that date in 1808 in Fairview, Kentucky. For those of you who don’t know where Fairview is, it’s near Hopkinsville, wherever in the hell that is.

 The Feck Stops Here

 This week, Metro Mole says some of our Friendlier Fishwrappers whose names we will never reveal thought it was pretty funny when The Blower published a damn funny parody of an editorial about all that crazy commentary following the assassination of Harambe, the 17-year-old Gorilla-American, shot to protect a 4-year-old (downgraded to a 3-year-old) dropped into the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo.

The Blower even plagiarized Fishwrap Editor Peter Bhatia’s parody of a serious editorial meant to explain why The Fishwrap had failed to name the mother of the child, who some people in the social media world actually believe should be prosecuted for child endangerment.

Now everybody can hardly wait until Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters convenes his orchestrated press conference at 1 PM on Monday.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”