FRIDAY, JUNE 3, 2016
Exceptional Choices For The University Of Cincinnati
Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the choice of Tony Carter as the new police chief and Maris Herold as the new assistant chief.
“UC has hit a grand slam home run with this team!” Kane explained:
Tony Carter has been a strong effective leader who has a keen understanding of the issues currently affecting police community relations. He is well respected both inside and outside policing circles. Carter will be a strong, ethical police chief who will not wither in the face of adversity.
Meris Herold is a passionate leader who has a national reputation for embracing the effectiveness of problem-solving in policing. Meris was a driver in the CPD, helping to advance the acceptance of reforms in policing. She will complement Chief Carter’s leadership and serve a pivotal role in transforming the UCPD.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other a man we’ll call “Officer Krumpke,” whose expertise in lowering violent crime in “West Side Story’s” gang-infested areas will be forever celebrated in song. [YOU CAN WATCH IT HERE]
That’s why The Blower is using the “Krumpke alias” (to protect our many Snitches and Bitches in the Cincinnati Police Department, Fraternal Order of Police, and at Cincinnati City Hall) to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a couple of Quickies for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
“WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE” by Sean Hannity
Next time you hear someone say “Hillary for 2016,” maybe you should remind them about Benghazi.
Take a good look at the first photo. It’s our ambassador still alive burned and being cattle prodded in the groin. Take a good look at his face as he screams in agony. “We were too far away to help.” What difference does it make now? Really??
NEVER FORGET WHO ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN.
This is hard to look at and understand but so very important for us not to forget.
They took photos like this to show all over the internet what they were doing to him while bragging to their cohorts.
That is a stock prod they are using at this time after he was set on fire.
The horrific torture this man had to endure should be a reminder to those who mindlessly admire and support Hillary.
Perhaps if she had just “some” of those things done to her, she would hear back………. “What Difference Does It Make”
How could anyone ever say “What difference does it make?” after seeing what these sick animals did to our people.
Some folks may be bored by keeping this story alive, but looking at the crowd doing this and planning for the future (What does it matter?) the memory needs to be kept alive. In fact, we plan to use it for Hillary’s 2016 Campaign Poster
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS by Our Politically Incorrect Part-Time Rabbinical Scholar
God went to the Arabs and said, “I have 10 Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
The Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”
And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’
“Can you give us an example?”
“Thou shall not kill.”
“Not kill? We’re not interested…”
So He went to the Blacks and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Honor thy Father and Mother.”
“Father? We don’t know who our fathers are.
We’re not interested.”
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said “Thou shall not steal.”
“Not steal? We’re not interested.”
Then He went to the French and said, “I have Commandments.”
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, “Thou shall not commit adultery.”
“Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.”
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, “I have 10 Commandments..” “Commandments?” They said, “How much are they?”
“They’re free.”
“We’ll take 10.”
There. That, should piss off just about everybody…..“Cell Phone Revenge” by Joe Biden, Elderly Washington DC Commuter
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:
“Hi sweetheart. It’s Sue. I’m on the train.”
“Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting.”
“No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss.”
“No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life.”
“Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart!”
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.
When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, “Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed.”
Sue doesn’t use her cell phone in public any longer.
AND A QUICKIE By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, fine brandy, reserve Scotch whiskey, vintage wine, Guinness on tap, Cuban cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby. Lining the walls is a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their clothing.
He hears a priest come in: “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.
The priest replies. “Get out, you idiot……..you’re on my side.
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 243 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.
Stories We’re Working On
‘NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN AMERICA’…- TRUMP CAMPAIGNERS CHASED DOWN LIKE PREY…
- DOZENS PUNCHED…
- POLICE ASSAULTED…
- SAN JOSE MAYOR JUSTIFIES VIOLENCE…
- VIDEO: FEMALE PELTED WITH HUEVOS…
- MEXICAN FLAGS RAISED AS AMERICAN FLAG BURNS
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters is making us all wait until Monday at 1 P.M. for his orchestrated Gorilla Lives Matter Press Conference:
(A) Needs More Research On Child Endangerment Statutes: 2%
(B) Wants To Review The Latest Tweets And Facebook: 1%
(C) Was Already Scheduled To Give The Eulogy At Harambe’s Funeral : 1%
(D) Making Sure News Media From All Over The World Have Time To Get Here: 96%
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