Wednesday, December 30, 2015

It Was One Prediction We Forgot to Make

            At Yesterday’s Meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he had yet completely gotten over that that 2014 Christmas Eve Hack Attack that totally destroyed our custom-designed Whistleblower Newswire Web Site, so that when our Persons of Consequence logged on, this is what they saw.

“The worst part about it,” Kane confessed, “was that we’d already completed our Official List of Whistleblower Predictions That Came True in 2014. Until then, we had a perfect score for the year, but we finally wound up with only 1,432 correct predictions out of the 1,433 we’d made.

Unfortunately, the one we missed was a real humdinger, because just like the British not predicting Washington would cross the Delaware River on Christmas in 1776, nobody predicted the 2014 Christmas Eve Hack Attack that destroyed our custom-designed Whistleblower Newswire web site.

“Those Liberal Bastards have been trying to destroy The Blower ever since we published Edition #1 on May 29, 1990, but we keep coming back.” Kane explained.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose, “Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome,” the battle cry which has become an adopted mantra in many units of the Marine Corps.

“We’ll sport the latest Liberal attack as another a badge of honor,” Kane added. “After all, they wouldn’t bother if they weren’t upset about the way we exercise our Free Speech. Plus, only significant web sites are hacked.”

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