SUNDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2015

This Sunday in America…

… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to remember some of our weekly sermons since we began sermonizing on Sundays in August. At first, we thought it was just another chance to preach to the Conservative Choir.

During the next weeks, Guest Pastor Trump delivered a message all those Angry, Frustrated, and Fed-up Americans have been waiting to hear.

We offered Prayers for Police Officers during Obama’s Summer of Racial Violence, especially after one of Obama’s #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap Race Warriors in Houston brutally gunned down Harris County deputy Darren Goforth Goforth at a gas station.

We beseeched God’s tender mercies on American workers on Labor Day, since the latest Bureau of Labor Statistics jobs report showed a mere 94,031,000 Unemployed Americans were then out of the labor force (a new high), and the Participation Rate was stuck at 38-Year Low for third straight month.

We asked God’s protection helping America guard against those Murdering Muslims who would behead all the men, rape all the women and little girls, and set every homosexual on fire before throwing them from the tops of tall buildings.

We asked God’s protection for the U.S. Constitution.

We asked God’s help to find a new Conservative Speaker of the House to replace Ohio Republican John Boehner, who’s finally scheduled to resign in then-only 33 more days “to avoid doing more irreparable harm to Congress.”

We asked God’s help to find Courage for Christians during Obama’s War on Religion following the Oregon Victims who were asked their religion before being killed by a half-Black Racist Murderer.

We asked for Courage for all those FREE-Loaders who couldn’t help themselves for continuing to vote for all those Deceitful and Deceptive DemocRATS.

We asked God’s help to understand the meaning of “Generous.”

We asked God’s help to understand what’s happened to the America Dream.

We asked God’s help to make sure only voters who were actually smart enough to vote showed up at the polls on Election Day.

We asked God’s help for America to survive during the then-next 439 days of Dishonesty and Division remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History was impeached. Only then would someone be able to begin to undo all the damage Obama had done during the past seven years.

The next Sunday, we asked God’s help to survive during the then-next 432 days, especially after Obama told ABC News Disingenuous DemocRAT Suck-up George Stephanopoulos on that Friday that thanks to his leading from behind, our Commander-in-Grief asserted ISIS had not gained strength and that “we have contained them.”  A few hours later, when Murdering Muslims from ISIS yelling “Allah Akbar” struck in Paris, Obama would not even speculate who may have been behind the attack and Obama totally omitting the word “Islam” from his official Paris Terror Attack Statement, as the Obama Administration moved to ‘increase and accelerate’ admission of Syrian Invaders into the United States.

The next Sunday, we asked God’s help for America to survive during the then-next 425 days, especially after Obama said “Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees pose no more of a threat than tourists wanting to visit the Lincoln Memorial or go to the top of the Empire State Building,” as he spoke to reporters with his usual impatience.

The next Sunday, we asked God’s help for America to teach Liberals “Not To Jump To Conclusions” and Conservatives “Resolve” during the next 418 days, especially after Friday’s six-hour armed standoff at the Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood facility that left three dead and nine wounded, when Kneepad Liberals in the Press reveled in the fact the gunman was described as a “white man.”

The next Sunday, we asked God’s help for America to teach us all to become proficient marksmen and markswomen during the next 411 days, especially after this week’s Husband-and-Wife Muslim Mass Murder Jihad in Obama’s America left 14 dead and 21 injured.

The next Sunday, we asked God’s help for America to Remember Important Events In Our Past during the next 404 days.

The next Sunday, which was last Sunday, we asked God’s help for Americans to Perform Random Acts of Kindness during the next 397 days.

And this Sunday, we’re asking God to stop the damn rain, to give him something easy to accomplish during the next 390 days while he was still working on some of those other things we’d been praying for.