WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2015
Here’s The Long And The Short Of It

Another week during the 2016 Presidential Campaign and it’s another week watching Donald Trump having his way with the News Media, not to mention all those other candidates and the entire political universe.

On Monday night, Trump referred to Hillary’s defeat to Obama in the 2008 primaries and said, “She was going to beat Obama. … She was favored to win — and she got schlonged. She lost.”
“Schlong” according to Part Time Rabbinical Scholar Charles Foster Kane is common Yiddish slang for male genitals, and Liberals at PMSNBC just don’t know how to handle it.

The Washington Times explains: if you think Trump’s Art of the Deal was a yuuuuuuuuuuge success — and it was — just wait until Donald Trump comes out with his latest masterpiece, “The Art of the Schlong.”

In “The Art of the Deal,” the real estate mogul tutors budding young mogul wannabes on how to make deals so that they, too, can build giant glass skyscrapers emblazoned with their names in gold.

“The Art of the Schlong” is a political treatise, like “The Art of War,” only more devastating and infinitely more entertaining. It is more psychologically sinister than Machiavelli’s “The Prince.” It is like Dale Carnegie’s “How to Win Friends and Influence People,” only the opposite. Except for the influence part.

The treatise is a tactical primer for anybody thinking of getting into politics, especially as a Republican these days. Tough world out there right now.

It’s a schlong or get-schlonged world, so you’d better learn how to schlong.