WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2015

Merry Christmas, You Race-Baiting Bastards!

‘Tis the season to be jolly and Ben Mugged says, “I’m disappointed and pissed off at our President, liberal politicians, and community leaders in general for allowing this great country to descend into a tangle of hate, prejudice, and borderline anarchy. I’m angry at gutless mayors who side against their own police departments to curry favor with rabble-rousing public figures who are in fact, no account racists. I’m outraged when police officers are killed in the line of duty because of the racial hatred stoked by our President and other dirt bags like Eric Holder, Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson. So, Merry Christmas, Eric Holder, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, NYC Mayor De Blasio, and Racist-in- Chief Obama. I hope you Race-Baiting Bastards are satisfied with the mess you helped create.”

Racial Healer Tino Delgato wonders why there were never any demonstrations to protest the assassinations of the two policemen in New York and one policeman in Florida. You never saw Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson express his outrage? Obviously, the dead policemen the wrong ethnicity for their concerns. Go Figure!!!

Our Cynical Sage says if the Liberals’ purpose was to ruin Christmas for everyone, they’ve certainly succeeded, but The Blower wonders if any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, would appreciate having any of this pointed out to them.

Following our suggestion in yesterday’s Blower, the Mall of America will probably be pressing charges against organizers of that Black Lives Matter Event, suing them as well. 

Commenting on the fact that last year only four Pathetic Protesters Trying to Get Themselves on TV were arrested following a demonstration at a Walmart store in Beavercreek that closed the store for four hours on the Saturday before Christmas, we need to remember that if the incident or misconduct occurs on private property, police must yield to the owner or manager of the property to determine what action should be taken.  For example, police cannot arbitrarily charge someone with trespassing unless the owner or agent of the property agrees to prosecute for same and in most cases, the owner or agent actually signs the warrant.

Assuming this was a “die in” to protest the officer involved shooting at the store, the police must have a complaint from the store management and agreement to prosecute before initiating any arrests for disrupting the store’s business.  Police do this to protect themselves from the owner or agent changing his mind when it becomes necessary to testify in court.

Our FOP Snitch remembers about 13 years ago when so-called “peaceful protestors” disrupted a Cincinnati City Clown-cil meeting. Clown-cil members called police and complained about the disruption.  CPD arrested the protestors and charged them with disrupting a lawful meeting.  When police appeared in court, several of our esteemed council members testified the protestors had “not really disrupted” the meeting.  Rather, they opined and testified the protestors were simply exercising their First Amendment right to Freedom of Speech. All cases were dismissed and the police were summarily sued for violating the constitutional rights of the protestors.  WTF!  Next time it happened, CPD told clown-cil to sign warrants or enjoy the practice of free speech!

Our Quote for Today Committee chose former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s “Obama’s propaganda has encouraged people to hate the police.”

So naturally, today’s “Liberals Tell the Stupidest Lies” Award goes to Liberal Crank Joan Walsh, who said on PMSNBC’s HardBall: “It’s the height of White Entitlement to blame Obama for worsening race relations.”

WLW Trash Talking Racist in Residence Bill Cunningham says the Hamilton County Board of Elections denied Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter’s petition to run for her seat again. The Fishwrap reported Judge Traci Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Patrick Dinkelacker denied Judge Tracie’s request to dismiss all those charges against her after her attorney Louis Sirkin argued that the prosecution of her has been “vindictive” and “selective.” Channel 9 “Substantially True” News had previously reported Judge Patrick Dinkelacker denial of Judge Tracie’s claims for judicial immunity.

So Judge Tracie was denied three times, just like Jesus.

Hurley the Historian says it’s a good thing George Washington didn’t wimp out like Paul Ryno did when it came to crossing the Delaware in an ice storm on Christmas night in 1776. Boehner’s replacement told radio host Bill Bennett that he hates Omnibus bills, but he passed a $1 trillion omnibus last week anyway.

And do you remember Ann Coulter’s “Scrooge Was a Liberal” column? Ann wrote: “It’s the Christmas season, so godless liberals are citing the Bible to demand the redistribution of income by government force. Didn’t Jesus say, ‘Blessed are the Health and Human Services BureaucRATS, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven?’ ”

Now let’s look at Christmas in Washington, where every day is Christmas as long as Congress is spending other Over-Taxed Payers’ money.

“Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas”

For those of you planning to join Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, Outcast COAST Attorney Chris Finney, and Congressional Podiatrist “Doctor Brad” Wenstrup at Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Christmas Party at the Schmidt Run Estates at 771 Wards Corner Road on Christmas Day, where the disgraced former U.S. Congresswoman plans to announce her return to politics, let’s all get in the mood by singing the eleventh verse of “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by RINO Hunters of America, who’ll be campaigning for Ohio’s Second Congressional District to be one of RINO-free in 2016. It goes something like this:

            On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me:
            Eleven RINOs charging
            Ten Taxes Raising,
            Nine Bills a Spending,
            Eight Dems a Booing,
            Seven Wits a Wagging,
            Six Crooked Cronies,
            Five Libelous Liars,
            Four Screeching Tires,
            Three Borgman Cartoons,
            Two Red Dresses,
            And One Old Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.
 
            How do you like having your chestnuts roasted over an open fire, Portman

Bluegrass Bawlers

           Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says being Santa Claus isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. On top of everything else, this lil’ shit pissed on Santa’s lap.

The CamBoozler says he’s going to have to be a bit more careful with his language and dealing with his frustration with local politicians and Bluegrass BureaucRATS while reading The Blower when the grandkids are around. It seems that Ken took his seven year old grandson to the Florence Mall to see Santa and when Santa asked him what he wanted for Christmas, he said, “I wanna watch,” just The Blower reported like Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson told his lesbian neighbors.

In a related story, due to protests by the Gay Lesbian Bisexual & Transgender Coalition, Flashlight Theater has removed “Father Time Takes On Uranus” from its New Year’s Eve Marathon.

 Returning from the shopping center on Christmas Eve, Ken CamBoo witnessed a traffic accident. “Are you sure the driver of the car with an Obama bumper sticker was at fault?” the officer asked.

“Yes, officer—I’m sure,” The Camboozler said.

“Didn’t you see anything that would mitigate the driver’s responsibility?”

“No, Officer,” replied the Camboozler. “All I saw was the Obama bumper sticker.” 

 Finally, at the Christmas Eve Meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders plan to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if Dena Cranley had ever threatened to have The Blower shut down for any of the 4,978 derogatory comments ridiculing her Diminutive Dishonest DemocRAT husband that might have appeared in our scurrilous publication during the past few years. 

“We’re still waiting for that pleasure,” Kane would explain.

Meanwhile, Santa’s been working extra hard during this Christmas season, ever since he read the new “Property Values” our Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Auditor just made up for Santa’s workshop.

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