TUESDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2014

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

Last year, after Obama, Holder, and Sharpton incited the black mob into a frenzy of chants to kill cops, you’ll never guess what happened! —Cynical Sid

Does anybody remember Al Sharpton’s NYC Millions March when the crowd chanted: “Shoot Back! What Do We Want? Dead Cops! When Do We Want It? Now!” —Peaceful Protesters Who Got Their Wish of More Dead Cops

And where was Obama last year while those two Cops were being executed in Brooklyn? Playing golf in Hawaii! This year, he went golfing after a terrorist attack in Afghanistan killed six American soldiers. —Obama’s White House Press Corpse

And having set loose the Race Baiters, Obama then said we must “Turn To Words That Heal.” —Obama Supporters in the Press

Would any Ivy League campuses be allowing delay of finals for the death of these two officers? —Greg Gutfeld

Would the same NBA and NFL athletes who wore the “I can’t breathe” shirts make some type of gesture for the two policemen assassinated in New York? The two cops were of Asian and Spanish ancestry, so they may not have qualified, but they couldn’t breathe any more either. Go Figure! —Tino Delgato

Do you think any of their Anti-Police ‘Propaganda’ led to those NYPD “Assassinations” —Rudy Giuliani

Of course not, Race Baiters whipping Blacks into a frenzy with Anti-Police Rhetoric had “No Connection” to the execution of two NYPD Cops.—National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS (NAALCD)

Don’t forget the other police officers who were shot in North St. Louis and Tarpon Springs, Florida. —Obama’s Anti-Police Goons

I don’t want to talk about Dead Cops. Let’s talk about Racism. —Another Guest on CNN

Charlie Rangel won the prize that day for insisting protesters never chanted they wanted “Dead Cops,” but was then shown a video of them saying it. Charlie’s defense was “They were mentally ill.” — Your “Liberals Tell the Stupidest Lies” Award Committee

Stop the presses. “Police Killing Black People” was just voted our top story of 2015. —Dissociated Press

At least we didn’t murder any Cops at last year’s protest at Walmart in Beavercreek that closed the store for four hours on the Saturday before Christmas. —Pathetic Protesters Trying to Get Themselves on TV

If we sued convicted protesters for our loss of income, would that stop that type of criminal activity on our property? —Walmart

Please don’t criticize the president’s 2014 Annual Vacation in Hawaii, where the flights alone will cost over-taxed payers $4 million. Just think of it as another mini Stimulus Program. —Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest

Can you believe 146,189 people have already signed our Obama Family Christmas Card? —Doofus DemocRATS

All we want for Christmas is more “Free Stuff.” —All those All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, whose insurance costs increased in 2015, along with the rest of us during the Dark Ages in the Divided States of America during Obama’s Second Term

On yesterday’s date in 1948, more Japanese war criminals were hanged in Tokyo. Do you think that would’ve ever happened during an Obama administration? —Hurley the Historian

Fortunately because of that concussion I had in 2012, I still have no memory of Benghazi. So I’m all good for 2016, right? —Hillary

Please remember to send your tax-deductible contributions to the Conservative Ohio Reps and Candidates who deserve your donations by December 31. —TEA Party Patriots

Did A&E run an ad for our “Duck the Halls” Christmas Album on our Duck Dynasty Christmas Show? —The Robertson Family

Mentally ill people don’t kill people. Mentally ill people with guns kill people. —Gun Control Fanatics

Tax the bullets! —Disarmed DemocRATS in Congress

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! —Ralphie Parker

This Christmas after the latest school shootings, we’re asking Ralphie to be our spokesman. —National Rifle Association

That’s why we chose Stan Freberg’s, “Say, mothers…as sure as there’s an X in Christmas, you can be certain those are Tiny Tim Chestnuts!” —Your Quote for Today Committee

Can you believe the Bungals still have a chance to get into the playoffs this again year? —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall

Millionaire Mike Brown always has his finger on what’s good for the fans. —Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception

Here’s some good news. Tomorrow’s Christmas Party where I’ll be announcing my return to politics is NOT being catered by my daughter’s in-laws at LaRosa’s. —“Mean Jean” Schmidt

Stop by my office at 7954 Beechmont Avenue and pick up your FREE gift from Dr. Scholl’s for Christmas. —Brad Wenstrup, Political Podiatrist

In last week’s column titled “Another Exclusive,” we learned how sleazy politicians get impressionable female reporters to give them favorable publicity. —Your Friends in Patronage County

Does anybody remember when Artis Conception saw that front-page story in The Fishwrap about how liberal extremists on Cincinnati Clown-cil had given me more power, and I couldn’t wait to show everybody the “Little Lap Dogs” I received as a Christmas Present. —Cincinnati’s Former Girly Mayor Mark Mallory

Does Santa really see you when you’re masturbating? —Disgraced and Defeated Former Anderson Township Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien

This Christmas, we all sang carols around a giant Chabothead with a Star of Dubya on top. —Real Republicans in Green Township

Please tell the yoofs there be only three mo’ shopliftin’ days till Kwanzaa! —Kwanzaa Klaus

Please don’t let me forget to Tweet everybody a “Happy Kwanzaa.” —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP

Is Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP the gift that keeps on giving or what! —Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka

How long did my honeymoon in The Blower last? —Trust Fund Baby David A. Pepper, When He Became New Ohio DemocRAT Party Boss

Does Jesus still love me, even though Appeals Court Judge Mrs. WLW Trash Talking Racist in Residence Bill Cunningham says I the judge didn’t dismiss all those charges against me? —Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter

Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. —The Seediest Kids of All

We think we deserve more credit. —United Appall People

Last night on Christmas Gift Exchange, everybody was comparing their new “Property Values” I just made up for their houses. —Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Auditor

Who turned off the Amish Christmas Lights? —Adams County Tourist Board

The proof is always in the pudding! —Bill Cosby

Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, I explained “The Four Stages of Life; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You become Santa Claus. 4) You start to look like Santa Claus. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

This year on Christmas, we’ll all be annoying everybody by talking about what a success ObamaCare is, and trying to get everybody at Christmas dinner to sign our card thanking Obama. —Northern Kentucky DemocRATS

Next year if Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders and That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) plan to hold their Christmas parties at the same time and place, maybe they should look for a much bigger place. —Northern Kentucky Party Planners

Why do people always want to know what dumb blondes ask Santa at Christmas? —TV 19’s Trish the Dish

Sheree Paolello says that’s really one of those dumb blonde jokes, right? —Jack Atherton, (Channel 22.45 in Dayton in case you wanted to send me a Christmas present)

This year, we think you should have a special Christmas dinner for your pets. —(PETA) People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially #Campus Crazies in Cincinnati.

AND DID YOU SEE WHERE THE OBAMA FAMILY’S CHRISTMAS CARD MADE NO MENTION OF …CHRISTMAS?

— Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer—

Sometimes The Blower makes fun blasphemy to show that sacrilege will not be tolerated in our society. This should be clear to anybody who finds pictures of the Virgin Mary serving chicken wings the least bit offensive.

Which is why during the entire month of December, The Blower has attempted to offer only spiritual and uplifting holiday messages. Unfortunately, a few tasteless, sacrilegious, and politically incorrect items may have slipped through, such as pictures of Adolf Hitler’s Christmas Party and the Onion’s story about Jews celebrating Christmas with a ceremonial re-murdering of Christ.

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