SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE REPUBLICAN BETRAYAL STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Meet The New Speaker” E-dition, when The Blower said, “He’s The Same As The Old Speaker!”

OUR NUMBER TWO REPUBLICAN BETRAYAL STORY THIS WEEK was in Just Another “Republican Cave In” E-dition, when The Blower said, “America’s Sell-Out Is Nearly Complete.”

AND OUR NUMBER THREE REPUBLICAN BETRAYAL STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Senseless Surveys” E-dition, when The Blower responded to a survey from the RINO Party.

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:  Paul Ryan Betrays America: $1.1 Trillion, 2,000-Plus Page Omnibus Bill Funds ‘Fundamental Transformation of America’; Obama called Ryan after the vote to thank him “for helping government work,” the speaker said; and With Apologies To Judas

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Last night on “Justice,” Judge Jeanine Pirro reacted to DemocRAT presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s newly unveiled homeland security plan. Pirro said Hillary poses a greater danger to national security than the head of a terrorist cell. 

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO “TELL IT LIKE IT IS” AND NOT TO CAVE IN TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THE WAY LYING LIBERALS ALWAYS DO.

The Blower believes the next 324 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.                      

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupidest Liberal Statement Award

Donald Trump is accusing Disingenuous DemocRAT primary front-runner Hillary Clinton of lying in her claim that terrorists are using the Republican primary front-runner in recruitment videos.“Right, nobody has been able to back that up. It’s nonsense,” Trump said on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday. “It’s just another Hillary lie.” “She lies like crazy about everything, whether it’s trips where she was being gunned down in a helicopter or an airplane, she’s a liar and everybody knows that,” he added. “But she just made this up in thin air.” Clinton claimed at the Saturday DemocRAT primary debate that Trump was “becoming ISIS’s best recruiter.” “They are going to people showing videos of Donald Trump insulting Islam and Muslim in order to recruit more radical jihadists,” she said.

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

On Friday, The Blower reported how Obama Supporters in the Press were using Star Wars Political Correctness Hype to divert America’s attention from Murdering Muslims, Criticism of Obama’s Budget Deal, and Friday’s 327 point Stock Market Plummet. Breitbart explained how every major pop-culture event is immediately seized by the Liberal Agenda and used for political purposes these days, so of course the biggest such event in recent memory – and maybe of all time, if those staggering advance ticket sales was any indication – got politicized to Naboo and back.

Every day, More People Are Finally Catching On That All Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Middle Eastern beauty contest? A: Me neither.

Angry Andersonians

Friday, the Forrest Hills Urinal wrote a story about how Long-Time Anderson Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson would be leaving office knowing that his service to the community was being recognized and appreciated (“Outgoing Anderson Trustee Jackson lauded at meeting”). The Minor League Fishwrappers even mentioned that many people, through letters and in person, expressed their gratitude and well wishes to Jackson at his final Township Trustees Meeting after serving for 20 years. The headline on The Blower’s Thursday Special E-dition said “All Bad Things Must Come To An End.”

Curiously, if The Urinators had reported any of the good things Jackson had ever done during the past 20 years, The Russler might still be in office to help solve the plethora of problems facing Anderson in the future.

Instead, just like when Dumbed Down Voters unwisely jettisoned an extraordinarily competent and experienced like Trustee Al Peter and wound up with Disgraced Masturbating Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky) O’Brien in 2009, voters in Anderson will now have the next 1,416 more days (Election Day on November 5, 2019) to be reminded of their stupidity, something The Blower feels more than qualified to do.  

In Northern Kentucky

Ken CamBoo says he can hardly wait for our Good Friend Kenton Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders’ annual Christmas Party at Zazou at 502 West 6th Street Street in Covington Tuesday night, especially since The Whistleblower NoKY Legal Dream Team and the Cabal to Destroy “Crazy Eric Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) events are being combined.

One thing they’ll all be wondering about is if “Crazy Eric” is still leaving a trail of victims in his wake.

Monday is also the Winter Solstice, and Dave the Druid says “That’s why we like to call our holiday the Wiccan Sabbat of Yule. How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: They don’t screw I a light bulb. They screw in stone circles.

Monday is also World Fake Orgasm for Peace Day, and Miss Vicki says people keep asking her if her Big “O” Party at the Fort Mitchell Country Club is “for real,” since they’re not 100% certain World Orgasm for Peace Day, being celebrated on the eve of the Winter Solstice is a real event. When in doubt, Google it!

The Feck Stops Here

Down at the Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says mid December is always a busy time in the newsroom when every department is busy finalizing its Top Ten Stories for that year—the Top Ten News Stories, the Top Ten Sports Stories, the Top Ten Business Stories, etc. This year, they’ll even have a Top Ten Politically Correct Idiotorlal Category. The reason it’s taking so long is that the Idiotorial Board has 4,392 PC Fishwrap Idiotorials and so-called stories that have be idiotorialized to review, and right now they’re only through the month of May.  

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are still continuing to promote all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”