SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2015

Kasich’s Komedy Kampaign

Ohio Governor John Kasich’s Presidential Campaign may not be doing all that well in the polls with 325 more days until the 2016 Elections, but some of the campaign material Team Kasich is coming up with is really creative.

Take today’s e-mail for example.

The Blower’s only complaint is the “Georgia” type style. They should’ve gone with something sans serif, so the text  in Kasich’s e-mail would’ve looked something like this:

In a bold and visionary move characteristic of everything he does, today terrific billionaire Donald Trump named Russian President Vladimir Putin as his running mate in the 2016 U.S. presidential campaign.  Trump pledged that together with Putin he would “Make Tyranny Great Again.”

Trump said he picked Putin to be his vice president for his strong approach to dealing with dissent, flexible approach to democracy, rule of law and the Constitution, and his willingness to regularly violate other countries’ territorial integrity in blatant violation of international law if it suited his aims.

“I think I would just get along very well with Vladimir Putin. I just think so. People say what do you mean? I just think we would,” said Trump.

Putin readily accepted Trump’s offer to serve on his ticket, saying, “He’s a really brilliant and talented person, without a doubt…he’s the absolute leader in the presidential race.”

Trump also unveiled a new website for the dictatorial duo: Trump-Putin2016.com,

as well as the Twitter feed @TrumpPutin.

Paid for with dollars, not rubles, by Kasich for America, www.JohnKasich.com

That’s Really Some Great Satire. Now even Trump’s competitors are promoting him. The Blower really hopes Kasich’s Komedy Writers are still in business after the Iowa Caucuses on February 1. We could certainly use the material.