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Special “Senseless Surveys” E-dition

HEADER-DEC 18 SURVEY

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2015

Yesterday, the subject line on that e-mail from GOP.COM read “Why are you a Republican?”

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Tell the GOP why you support our Party.

Charles Foster,

As Democrats try to divide us, it’s important to remember what unites us as Republicans.

So I want to hear from you: why are you a Republican?

Take our quick survey to tell us why.

Thanks,

Reince

That Survey asked you to select as many reasons that applied to you:
I believe in empowering the free market.
I believe America must be a global leader.
I believe the Constitution should be preserved, valued, and honored.
I believe our immigration laws must be enforced.
I believe America’s founding values are under threat.
I believe in an energy independent America.
I believe the federal government has become bloated.

image020image005But that list was incomplete. They needed a few more reasons; especially after Paul Ryno and his RINOs in the House had just betrayed every Republican voter in America by caving in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS one more time by giving Obama everything he wanted.

Ryno’s Omnibus Fully Funds DACA
Ryno’s Omnibus Funds Sanctuary Cities
Ryno’s Omnibus Funds All Refugee Programs
Ryno’s Omnibus Funds All of the Mideast Immigration Programs That Have Been Exploited by Terrorists in Recent Years
Ryno’s Omnibus Funds Illegal Alien Resettlement
Ryno’s Omnibus Funds the Release of Criminal Aliens
Ryno’s Omnibus Quadruples H-2B Foreign Worker Visas
Ryno’s Omnibus Funds Tax Credits for Illegal Aliens
Ryno’s Omnibus Locks-In Huge Spending Increases
Ryno’s Omnibus Fails to Allocate Funds to Complete the 700-Mile Double-Layer Border Fence That Congress Promised the American People

image020And nobody was surprised when Bitch McConnell’s Surrender Monkeys in the Senate did the same thing, since McConnell had announced that he would “never ever” engage in a showdown with Obama. All Obama had to do was threaten to shut down the government if he didn’t get his level of funding for “lawyers for aliens” or whatever, and McConnell caved in right on cue.

image020No wonder Obama and the DemocRATS were high-fivin’ it all over Washington this afternoon. That Republican Budget admits more Syrian refugees than there are Republican voters in Iowa.

image027Way to go, Morons. The Blower thinks you should stick your survey up your ass! Next time you want to send out a survey, let us come up with the questions for you!image003image007