WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2015

Everyone Seems To Be Wondering Why Muslim Terrorists Are So Willing To Commit Suicide
Let’s Look At The Evidence:

No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hot dogs
No burgers
No beer
No bacon
Rags for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
You can’t shave
Your wife can’t shave
You can’t wash off the smell of donkey
You cook over burning camel shit
Your wife is picked by someone else for you
          and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that “when you die, it all gets better”

Well no shit, Sherlock!….

It’s not like it could get much worse 

In A Related Item, CAIR Council on American-Islamic Relations (whose Executive Director reportedly still resides in Erlanger, Kentucky) is now demanding all Republicans sign a pledge denouncing Islamophobia. Good luck with that!

The Blower has an idea–first, how about all those self proclaimed “Moderate Muslims” identifying and denouncing just a few of those “Murdering Muslims” they pray with five times a day.