FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2015
Is Everybody Getting Trumped?
Republican 2016 Presidential Frontrunner Donald Trump ignited a firestorm of Biblical proportions this week when he calling for a moratorium on Muslim immigration “until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”
And as all the traditional hate words – xenophobe, racist, bigot –have lost their impact from overuse, Trump is now being called a fascist demagogue and compared to Hitler and Mussolini.
But the more vile-and-disgusting names Trumps’ Critics call him, the stronger his support grows. The more often he’s denounced by petty politicians or the Establishment, and the higher his poll numbers climb. It’s America’s Fear of Terrorism, Stupid.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Conservative Columnist Patrick Buchanan, who says Americans are more fearful about the likelihood of another terrorist attack than at any other time since the weeks after September 11, 2001, a gnawing sense of dread that has helped lift Donald J. Trump to a new high among Republican primary voters, according to the latest New York Times/CBS News poll. In the aftermath of attacks by Islamic extremists in Paris and in San Bernardino, California, a plurality of the public views the threat of terrorism as the top issue facing the country. A month ago, only 4% of Americans said terrorism was the most important problem; now, 19% say it is, above any other issue.
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding anybody blasting all those Liberal Lies we’ll still be hearing for the next 405 days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
“FAMOUS PRESIDENTIAL LIES” by Whistleblower Presidential Historian Dorian Grady
LBJ:
“We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)”
Nixon:
“I am not a crook”
GHW Bush:
“Read my lips – No new taxes”
Clinton:
“I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinsky”
GW Bush:
“Iraq has weapons of mass destruction”
Obama:
“I will have the most transparent administration in history.”
“The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.”
“I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.”
“The IRS is not targeting anyone.”
“It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.”
“If I had a son…”
“I will put an end to the type of politics that breeds division, conflict and cynicism.”
“You didn’t build that!”
“I will restore trust in Government.”
“The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.”
“The public will have five days to look at every bill that lands on my desk.”
“It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.”
“Whistleblowers will be protected in my administration.”
“We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.”
“I am not spying on American citizens.”
“ObamaCare will be good for America.”
“You can keep your family doctor.”
“Premiums will be lowered by $2,500.”
“If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.”
“It’s just like shopping at Amazon.”
“I knew nothing about ‘Fast and Furious’ gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.”
“I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.”
“I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.”
“I have never seen or met my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.”
“And, I have never lived with that uncle. (He finally admitted today, (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.”
But the biggest lie of all: “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”
TOUGH SHIT, AMIGO!” by Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.
“Good man,” the fairy said, “I’ve been sent here by President Obama And told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in The United States with your wife and eight children.”
The man told the fairy, “Well, where I come from we don’t have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.”
The fairy looked at the man’s almost toothless grin and –PING !– he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
“What else?” asked the fairy, “Two more to go.”
The refugee claimant now got bolder. “I need a big house with a three-car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here” — and — PING !–In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
“One more wish,” said the fairy, waving her wand.
“Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans” —and — PING ! – The man was transformed – wearing worn-out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt, and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
“What happened to my new teeth?” He wailed. “Where is my new house?”
And the fairy said: “Tough shit, Amigo, now that you are a white American, you have to fend for yourself.”
“NANCY REAGAN REGARDING JOHN HINKLEY’S RELEASE” by Revered Former Congressman Bob McEwen
We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady.
You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
When there was speculation Hinckley might soon be released as having been rehabilitated, Nancy Reagan sent this letter to John Hinkley.
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan
To: John Hinckley
My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country’s spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting Ronnie.
We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We’re confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man.
Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family
P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado…You might want to look into that.
AND A QUICKIE
By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
Last year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. This year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started…..
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
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Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said you would know Jesus was Jewish:
(A) He was 30, unmarried, and still living at home: 2%
(B) He went into his father’s business: 2%
(C) He thought his mother was a virgin: 2%
(D) His mother thought he was God: 94%
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