FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2015

RATTLESNAKE LOGIC
By Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff

After Obama’s Really Big Speech last Sunday failed to reassure many Apprehensive Americans about his plans to stop Terrorism at home when that husband-and-wife Muslim Terrorist Team pulled off the biggest Massacre on American soil since 9/11, Dumbed-Down Liberals keep asking what America did to make those people so angry with us. 

They want to know why those Murdering Muslims were not arrested before they did something so terrible.  And the media is still in a tizzy about this new era of mass murderers, and how they could be living the American Dream and still hate us.

Billy Bob says, “My cousin from West Texas explained it all.”

Here in West Texas, we have rattlesnakes on my place, living among us.  I’ve killed a rattlesnake on the front porch.  I’ve killed a rattlesnake on the back porch.  I’ve killed rattlesnakes in the barn, in the shop, and on the driveway.  In fact, I kill every rattlesnake I see.

I kill rattlesnakes because I know a rattlesnake will bite me and inject me with poison.  I don’t stop to wonder why a rattlesnake will bite me; I knows it will bite me because it’s a rattlesnake and that’s what rattlesnakes do.  I don’t try to reason with a rattlesnake…I just kill it.  I don’t try to get to know the rattlesnake better so I can find a way to live with the rattlesnakes and convince them not to bite me…I just kill them.  I don’t quiz a rattlesnake to see if I can find out where the other snakes are, because (a) it won’t tell me, and (b) I already knows they live on my place.  So, I just kill the rattlesnake and move on to the next one.

I doesn’t look for ways I might be able to change the rattlesnake to a non-poisonous rat snake…I just kill it.  Oh, and on occasion, I accidentally kill a rat snake because I thought it was a rattlesnake at the time.  Also, I know, for every rattlesnake I kill, two more are lurking out there in the brush. During my lifetime, I will never be able to rid my place of rattlesnakes. 

Do I fear rattlesnakes?  No!  I respect what rattlesnakes can do to me?  Yes!  And because of that respect I give them the fair justice they deserve…I kill them….”

Maybe as a country we should start giving more thought to the fact that these jihadists’ are just being like rattlesnakes, and act accordingly!

We love this country; it’s the government we’re afraid of.