WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2015

What a Difference a Year Makes

Think of how much things haven’t really changed since the first full week in December, 2014. It was our Special “Salute to Race-Baiting E-dition and The Blower reported the White House denial that it was “All About Race,” and The Blower realizes no real change is likely to occur in America while we were still continuing to count down the then 415 Days of Dishonesty and Division remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

LAST YEAR’S RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: They ran out of race cards at the White House on Monday as the Race-Baiter-in-Chief Obama and Race-Baiter #1 Al Sharpton continued to divide America with the noxious notion that Black deaths only matter if the person who caused the Black person’s demise was a white police officer upholding his duty.

Black Racist Jesse Jackson had already revved up protesters Saturday night at the Portland Justice Center, calling the Ferguson Grand Jury a “Hangman’s Noose.”  

Monday Obama belatedly proposed new funding he claimed would help improve relations between police departments and minority communities, and demanded $263 million for police body cameras and training following in time, but otherwise unconnected to of the shooting death of unarmed 18-year-old 6’ 4” 300 thug, Michael Brown.

So how many years had it been since The Blower began exclusively reporting that Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman Scott Greenwood and former Cincinnati Police Chief Tom Streicher have been calling for the use of for police body cameras? It was before rioters looted and destroyed Ferguson’s already small business district after the grand jury declined to indict an officer based upon the totally contradictory stories of so called “witnesses” who offered false and even perjured testimony. If only the Ferguson PD had the on-body recording systems they already owned on the officers in the field, none of this would have happened. You wish!

Liberals, it would seem, are always willing to fight to the last drop of Black Blood.

 MAYBE THAT’S WHY LAST YEAR OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani’s explanation why there’s interaction with police officers in African-American communities: “It’s because African-Americans murder over eight times more than any other ethnic group.”

Do you think any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, will ever figure that out?  Not on your life, which is why you will continue to see the same racial disturbances during the 415 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

MEANWHILE IN CINCINNATI, The Fishwrap still hadn’t found any angry drivers to complain about that orchestrated spontaneous protest traffic jam on I-75 during the previous week. Why do you think those illegal protesters do such things? Maybe it’s because when they break the law, Kneepad Liberals in the Press treat them like heroes, and the few who are ever arrested, never face any serious consequences.

In a related story, Special Prosecutors Merlyn Shiverdecker and R. Scott Croswell said Convicted Black DemocRAT Ex-Juvie Judge Traci Hunter really doesn’t deserve a new trial, since Traci’s criminal lawyer Clyde Bennett’s latest motion “is merely a continuance of her personal attacks made over the years against anyone who disagrees with her or challenges her authority. The list is long and distinguished for those whose integrity and morality she has attacked.” Our Special Prosecutors called Judge Traci and her lawyer liars in their pleadings filed with Judge Nadel in case he hadn’t already figured that out all by himself.

OUR NATIONAL DEBT: America’s National Debt had skyrocketed to more than $18 TRILLION. Not to worry, that was only an increase of 70% during the Obama Administration. (To see how much our National Debt has grown since then, check our U.S. Debt Clock HERE.)

IN WASHINGTON: Republican House Speaker John Boehner had announced his “two-step plan” that would keep the government funded and also cave in on Obama’s illegal executive action on Amnesty for future DemocRAT voters.  

IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders said Ohio U.S. Senator Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Marriage” had just announced he was NOT running for president in 2016, but Portman didn’t say “ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY!”

LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES: Monday, members of the Congressional Black Caucus did their “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” gesture when they lied on the House floor about the grand jury’s decision not to indict Officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of Michael Brown. Obviously, the evidence didn’t seem to matter because Michael Brown didn’t have his hands up. Does anybody remember the last time somebody had three bullet holes in their arm and could still hold their hands up?

Meanwhile, you probably saw Conservative commentary from prominent Black spokesmen like Charles Barkley who said “Let’s face it, the Ferguson grand jury got it right,” and Civil Rights Leader Jesse Lee Peterson said, “Michael Brown is dead because of Michael Brown. Michael Brown is dead because he had failed parents who did not raise him in the right way.” 

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN said on tomorrow’s date in 1979, ,Cincinnati made national news when eleven people were killed in a stampede outside the Who concert at Riverfront Coliseum. And curiously, not a single one of them was shot by a racist white police officer.

 Also on that date in 1947, a Streetcar Named Desire opened on Broadway, and Outraged Over-Taxed payer Tino Delgato said Cincinnati’s Trolley Folly costs were then $148 million due to Duke Energy’s winning its law suit with the City, which Clown-Sale figured they would lose, but didn’t budget the money to pay for it. The guess here was there were still more $keletons in Mayor Mallory’s “gift” and “legacy” to the City. The Trolley to Nowhere will operate at a loss and be limited in hours. There’s the gift that keeps on giving and the gift that keeps on taking.  Go Figure!!!

REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: According to the Official Results. Jonathan Dever easily defeated Devious DemocRAT Micah Kamrass with 55.7% of the vote to become the new 28th District State Representative.  So much for all the “experts” who said Kamrass was the choice of both DemocRATS and Republicans and would win easily because of all this alleged bipartisan support.  Among these clueless experts are Republicans for Higher Taxes, who are asking everyone to explain to them how Dever won this DemocRAT-held seat by such a wide margin.

WHISTLEBLOWER POLLSTER RON RASMUSSEN said Black Friday and Cyber Monday had come and gone, and a few more Americans have started – and some even finished – their holiday shopping.  54% had started Holiday Gift Shopping, 44% still hadn’t begun shopping yet.

WHISTLEBLOWER 2014 FALL INTERNS JOSIE, ZACK, BRYAN, AND MITCHELL said 25 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, Issue # 28 published on November 20, 1990 included a big story that week was about how Charles Foster Kane was named the new Publisher of The Whistleblower.

ANOTHER TRADITION CONTINUED: The Blower would begin publishing this year’s version of “Mean Jean Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by the Ghost of “Clean Gene” Ruehlmann, who says, “Hamilton County would still be ‘Red’ if I were still alive.” The first verse goes something like this:

On the First Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me:
One Old Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.

Let’s all learn the words so we can sing them at “Mean Jean’s” upcoming Annual Holiday Party later this month, since “Mean Jean” is now apologizing to Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and all of the Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda in case they mistakenly get an invitation to her Christmas Party this year, where she’ll be kicking off her return to politics.

OTHER HOLIDAY UPDATES:

Last year, in the real spirit of Christmas, COAST’s Litigious Lawyer Chris Finney is planning the best Holiday Event ever. You may get in for free, but you’ll still have to pay for your own food and drinks.

Also in Ohio’s Second Congressional District, you might’ve liked to drive out to Adams County that Saturday night to see Ohio’s Second District Congressman-elect “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup turn on those Amazing Amish Christmas Tree Lights.

The Whistleblower Repertory Group had a new member in their latest video showing the Whistleblower Elves trimming our tree for Christmas.  Can you guess his identity?

And don’t worry if you see a disturbing fat black man, posing as Santa downtown on Fountain Square around Christmas time. It’s only Kwanzaa Klaus, telling women “Yo bitch, you want Kwanza Klaus to be good to you?”

At the Anderson High School’s Class of ‘56 Survivors Dinner at Red Lobster, somebody would be there selling shares in a “tontine,” where each person’s shares increase in value as classmates die off until the last survivor enjoys the entire amount.

Meanwhile, NoKY DemocRAT Dominatrix Kathy Groob wanted to remind everybody to buy more Obama Christmas ornaments to decorate their crappy Christmas Trees, so Defeated DemocRATS on the South Shore had something to celebrate this year.

Dave the Druid said, “You don’t have to be Druish to celebrate the Winter Solstice on December 21.”

Uptight Bitches in Ft. Mitchell said, “And when they are celebrating World Orgasm for Peace Day in 2014, can we still have our ‘Fake Orgasms?’”  

FINALLY, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane said everybody who thought he’s really somebody important in Northern Kentucky would be at that big Graydon Head Holiday Party at the Fort Mitchell Country Club tonight, with early-bird specials starting at 3 PM this afternoon. Will The Blower be there? You bet! As the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in Northern Kentucky, our readers know to expect nothing less.

This year, Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson is no longer somebody important as a member of that prestigious law firm, and everybody’s wondering who will be making Jews feel welcome, since it was Rick who had personally ensured the GH holiday party had been “Jewish Friendly” since 2003 when he ordered the Fort Mitchell County Club to add “latkes” to the menu. 

Meanwhile, one prominent NoKY elected official whose name you would know says “Tell everybody I said hello, since nobody bothered to invite me. I’ll be totally content to be on Miss Vicki’s Annual New Year’s Eve Party invitation list again this year. That ticket is much more difficult to get.  Besides, I’d hate to get caught between Clueless Marc Wilson, Scott “Pass the Scampi” Kimmich, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane at Graydon Head’s Traditional all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet.”

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