Tuesday, September 29, 2015        

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Now that September is almost over, where will we get our Free ObamaCare that Obama promised when Republicans shut down the government at midnight on Wednesday ?— Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press

Last time Disgraceful DemocRATS threw a Government Shutdown Party, slamming Republicans over the budget and potential government shutdown by asking for contributions to the DemocRAT Party of up to $2,000? —Obama’s Vice President Joe Biden

Each of us will again be making himself totally available for TV interviews 24/7 throughout the entire Shutdown Crisis. —Bi-Partisan Members of Congress

And we kept sending out past due notices to everybody who hadn’t donated his $5 before Wednesday night’s midnight deadline. —Obama’s Organizing for Obama Organization

Was anybody really surprised about John Boehner’s long-overdue resignation after years of failure and lack of leadership? —Donald Trump

Now that Obama has already used words like “Terrorists” and “Extremists,” will The Blower be sponsoring a contest for Liberals to see who can come up with the vilest-and-most disgusting terms to brand Republicans? —Noxious Namecallers

Obama’s signature legislation was written by a committee whose own chairman didn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that didn’t read it, who then exempted themselves. —Filibustering TEA Party Republican Senator Ted Cruz

So what if last time my DemocRAT-controlled Senate didn’t hold a Sunday vote on that GOP bill to keep the government open and unravel Obamacare? — Disingenuous DemocRAT Senate Majority Leader Dingy Harry Reid  

This time everybody is waiting to see me cave in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS on the Government Shutdown again, just like I’ve always done in the past.  –Republican House Speaker Formerly Known As Boehner

This year once again, we can hardly wait until midnight on Wednesday so Obama and the DemocRATS could shut down the government so we could blame it on the Republicans. –Obama Supporters in the Press

Please don’t worry. I will still be paid during the Government Shutdown along with Obama and Congress. –Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest

And of course, we’d all be getting our back pay for any time we didn’t work during the Government Shutdown. —Furloughed Federal Workers  

When Johnny Carson made his “Tonight Show” debut on this date in 1962, he didn’t have any Government Shutdown Jokes to do. –Late Night Comedians on TV

Gene Autry was born on this date in 1907. Do you think viewers of the Encore Westerns Channel will figure out why all those Gene Autry movies are being shown today? —Hurley the Historian

That’s why we chose Gene Autry’s, “In my day, most people thought dance hall girls actually danced.” –Quote for the Day Committee

With all that other media exploitation, we were really surprised Saturday night when Pope Francis wouldn’t do a walk-on. –Saturday Night Live

Does anybody remember the 1995 Government Shutdown when that sweet young Monica Lewinsky gave me my first Government Shutdown Blowjob in the Oval Office. —Disgraced DemocRAT Former Pant’s Dropper in Chief Bill Clinton

Investors probably wish we’d shut down on Monday, too. –The Stock Market

We still wish they’d shut down Cincinnati’s Stupid Streetcar Project?  –Cincinnati Over-Taxed Payers

There will be no government shutdown at the Hamilton County Board of Elections next week on the official beginning of Early Voter Fraud Season for all Good Democrats and Dishonest DemocRATS who are still alive. —Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka

If Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters was shut down, how would anybody tell the difference? —RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP

If they ever shut down the Hamilton County Courthouse, I wouldn’t be able to hound poor Black Women like DemocRAT Vote Frauder Melowese Richardson and Ditzy Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter into prison. —“JayWalking Joe” Deters

We put up a good fight, but the Bungals finally shut us down onSunday. –The Lowly 0-3 Baltimore Ravens

Neither did we during those three games last weekend when we swept the Little Red Machine. –The New York Mets

Why do anybody ever want to shut down the government? Everybody should just give Diversity a chance. —Feckless Fishwrappers

The only thing worse than the government shutting down would be the government not shutting down. –Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

Please ask Obama with all due respect, if his health care plan is so great, why he isn’t enrolled in it. That way he could lead by example. —Kentucky’s Junior Republican Senator Rand Paul

Conservatives are blaming spineless Senate Republicans who voted to keep the government open this week. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

Hey wait a minute. Just because allow the Senate to vote save funding for the Baby Killers at Planned Parenthood, it doesn’t mean I was stabbing Republican voters in the back. —Kentucky’s Senile Senator Bitch McConnell

WTF? —Kentucky Republican Gubernatorial Candidate Matt Bevin

Deranged DemocRATS actually believe forcing young people to buy health insurance would cover the health care costs of the additional 30 million people, without adding a single doctor. —Bluegrass Governor Steve BeShear

Please don’t mention DemocRATS promised ObamaCare would lower premiums for families by $2,500, that no one would have to change his doctor, and you could keep your current plan, all without hurting hurt jobs. — DemocRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Jack Conway

When somebody gets arrested for forgetting to buy his ObamaCare insurance, would that be a felony or only a misdemeanor? —Our Good Fried Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders

How much bigger would my hoosegow have to be? —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

Are you sure Wednesday at midnight they’ll be shutting down the government in Kentucky, too? —Trish the Dish on Channel 19 News

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