SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2015 

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE POPE-EXPLOITATION STORY THIS WEEK was when The Blower reported the Pope’s viral encounter with that five-year-old daughter of Illegal Immigrants was totally scripted.

OUR NUMBER TWO POPE-EXPLOITATION STORY THIS WEEK was when Dishonest DemocRAT Pennsylvania Congressman Bob Brady stole the water glass Pope Francis was drinking out of during his address at the White House on Thursday. The Disgraceful DemocRAT then drank the water, gave some of the water to his wife Debra, and saved the rest for his grandchildren.

AND OUR NUMBER THREE POPE-EXPLOITATION STORY THIS WEEK was when The Blower showed this exclusive picture of Pope Francis visiting the sick and lame.

 

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us: House Of Sin Sermon: Pope Lectures Congress On Immigration, Gay Rights, Abortion; Holy Shhhhcago; and Pope Francis Lashes Out: Praises Illegal Aliens While Attacking Donald Trump.

 You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

 Captain Obvious says, “This time, Republicans need to choose a Conservative Speaker of the House” and Political Pundit Dick Morris who borrowed The Blower’s “Bye Bye Boehner” headline) explains the urgency: John Boehner needed resigning. His leadership has consisted of acting as an intermediary in the ongoing surrender negotiations of the conservatives we elected to Congress and the president we were trying to circumscribe. If Donald Trump wrote a book on the “Art of the Deal,” Boehner could write one on the “Art of the Sellout.”

Boehner’s style consisted of advocating a conservative policy, putting it to a vote in the House, passing it, and waiting for the Senate to defeat it. Then, instead of negotiating with the president for half a loaf or working to build common cause with some DemocRATS for a partial solution, he just caved in and went home. He never understood that capitulation was not a strategy.

Now, the House has a real chance to elect principled leadership in its chamber. All House Republicans must accept one indisputable fact: If it were not for the Party’s conservative wing, they would not have the majority.

No matter how annoying are their frequent demands for ideological purity and their highly principled issue positions, the fact remains that for every House committee chair or leader, it is the votes of the conservatives that have enabled their leadership.

So the old formula won’t work anymore. We will not accept electing conservatives only to be sold out by closet liberals.

 

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES REAL CONSERVATIVES.

 The Blower believes the next 408 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupid Liberal Award

 Goes to House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, who blamed Speaker of the House John Boehner’s resignation on the “disarray of the House Republicans” during a press conference Friday.  Pelosi argued Boehner’s resignation was, “A demonstration of their obsession with shutting down government at the expense of women’s health and a sign of the failure of the House Republicans to be willing to engage in dialogue for the good of the American people.”

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Monday in the Washington Times, Ken Allard said: “This week’s visit by Pope Francis comes just in time. He is an apostolic missionary courageously reaching out to a once-religious country that now ruthlessly kills its unborn, mercilessly harvesting and selling their body parts. It is somehow fitting that our local witch doctors helpfully enshrine political correctness as a convenient substitute for morality. True Religion is mostly a phrase we use while adorning our butts in ever-widening swatches of denim. Otherwise our most devout beliefs are humanism, self-interest and relative morality. In God We Trust has been replaced by If It Feels Good Do It.” [READ MORE HERE]

And you still say all this political correctness crap isn’t destroying America?

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What is the difference between George W. Bush and Bill Clinton? A. Bush always kept his Hummer in the garage.

Angry Andersonians

         Friday, Pope Francis failed to show up to officiate at a Prayer Vigil for Political Correctness at the Peace Pole Garden in Anderson. And what an opportunity that would have been, especially after our Feckless Fishwrappers turned over Thursday’s Opinion Page to a group of concerned individuals in our interfaith community, along with members of Greater Anderson Promotes Peace, who have been meeting to dialogue about Racism and how we can respond with action that transforms hatred into welcome.

Surely, the Holy Father could have helped those White Guilt Ridden Anderson Township Residents become more aware of, informed about, and sensitive to matters of Racism.

The People’s Pope could also have helped them get in touch with their unconscious biases and better understand the concerns and experiences of people of color.

More About Northern Kentucky

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says CNN is now reporting that Kim Davis has said farewell to the DemocRAT Party. The Kentucky county clerk at the center of a fight over religious freedom and same-sex marriage says she is now a Republican. “She has come to the conclusion that the DemocRAT Party has left her,” her lawyer, Mat Staver, said Saturday in a statement. “She has decided to switch her voter registration. However, the issue of religious freedom in this case is not a partisan issue. It is neither Republican nor DemocRAT. It is an inalienable right and what makes America the land of liberty.” Staver said Davis “has been a lifelong DemocRAT but has received no support from the DemocRAT Party or its leaders.” The party switch was revealed Friday when a Reuters reporter asked whether she’d ever considered switching parties. Davis replied, “I’ve already done that.” The controversial clerk says the rest of her family switched parties, too. Davis is shown here accepting the “Cost of Discipleship Award” by a Christian group Friday at the Family Research Council’s Value Voters Summit in Washington.

 The Feck Stops Here

Saturday morning at 11:48 AM The Blower published an item in our “What’s Right With America” about a Butler County Sheriff’s Deputy who quietly went out of his way to help a homeless family sitting in his jail’s lobby earlier this week. That story had been reported by several news sources (none of which happened to be our Liberal Agenda Fishwrap) and included a photo that had been provided by the Butler County Sheriff’s Office.

Saturday night at 10:34 PM our Feckless Fishwrappers published a story about a Butler County Sheriff’s Deputy who quietly went out of his way to help a homeless family sitting in his jail’s lobby earlier this week that also included the same photo that had been provided by the Butler County Sheriff’s Office.

Coincidence? We think not!
Maybe The Blower should include a time stamp on our stories so we can really gloat every time our Feckless Fishwrappers get aced out on a story.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

         But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”