Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

Please stop ridiculing us whenever we say you shouldn’t criticize politicians by calling them nasty names, even though “Nasty Name-Calling” is a Primary Progressive Political Premise. — Liberal Agenda Letter Writers 

Aren’t these the same hypocrites who agreed with my ruling legalizing “Politicians’ Right to Lie” for Finney’s Fibbers during political campaigns? —Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black

The answer to “Nasty Name-Calling” in politics is not to force silence (by forbidding “Nasty Name-Calling”) but to encourage “Nasty Name-Calling” in response, so the voters, not the Government, can decide what the political truth is. —American Civil Liberties Union 

We really like the way The Blower criticizes politicians in the harshest possible terms, especially when they call a spade a spade, a lying bitch a lying bitch, a corrupt political party boss corrupt, and a masturbating trustee a masturbator. —Persons of Consequence Permitted to Subscribe to The Blower

Our readers especially enjoy the Nasty Nicknames Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane makes us come up with. —Whistleblower Summer Interns Olivia, Damon, Wyatt, and Tristan

“Nasty Name-Calling” is an important part of the 2015 Negative Political Advertising Season, now in full swing. —Greedy TV Ad Salesmen

To show proper respect, last year I told all Cincinnati Police Officers to use my Official Whistleblower Nickname. —His Excellency, Police Chief for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Jeffrey Blackwell Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

Do you think there’ll be any more “Nasty Name-Calling” in my courtroom at the next Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter’s trial? —Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge Patrick Dinkelacker

Did Disgruntled DemocRATS call us “Nasty Names” after we endorsed Hillary’s 2016 Presidential Campaign? —Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls

There was absolutely no “Nasty Name-Calling” allowed at Ohio Second District Republican Podiatrist/ Congressman “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup’s Trump-Style Town Meeting in Anderson Monday night. —Wenstrup’s Field Representative “Adorable Annie” Wilkerson  

Now that Deadbeat Liz Rogers’ Mahogany’s Restaurant at the Banks is closed, will The Blower still be calling us “Nasty Names?” — The Soul Food Six on Cincinnati City Clown-cil (Wendell Young, Charlie Winburn, rich heiress boy Alexander Paul George Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin’, and Cecil Thomas) 

Us too? —The Stupid Streetcar Six (Clown-cil Members Flynn Flam, Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, P.G. Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, and Wendell Young, along with Vice Mayor David Mann)

What “Nasty Names” do you think we’ll be calling White People during Sam DuBose Week at UC? —United Black Student Association  

You can only imagine some of the “Nasty Names” Reds’ Season Ticket Holders are calling Cincinnati Reds Owner Bob Castellini these days. — Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall 

Do you think there’ll be any “Nasty Name-Calling” in Sharonville this morning just because we’re calling for Ben Carson to withdraw from the race? —Erlanger, KY’s National CAIR Board Chair Roula Allouch

You can only imagine the “Nasty Name Calling” if we succeed at that Ben Carson campaign rally in Sharonville and disrupt the meeting. —Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya

We did not allow any “Nasty Name-Calling” at last year’s so-called Candidates Debate between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent wearing a goofy bow tie at the Anderson Center.  —League of Women Vipers

Does anybody remember how much “Nasty Name-Calling” there was at that Clermont County Republican Central Committee meeting when we removed Republican Governor John Kasich’s name from our sample ballot? —Clermont County Commissioner Dave Uible

I always tell college students in my political science class how hurtful “Nasty Name-Calling” can be. —Disgraced Former Turkish Terrorist Loving Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt (Sometimes referred to as That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch)

People on my DemocRATS’ Suckers List enjoy getting e-mails five times a day from my campaign groveling for donations, especially when I call Donald Trump nasty names. —Hillary

Do you think Ohio Governor John Kasich called me “Nasty Names” when I released results of that poll showing Conservatives would not vote against him if he were running against Hillary as the “lesser of two evils?” —Ohio TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski

Would you consider it “Nasty Name-Calling” if we referred to Obama as “the Mule of the Jews” and Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry as “The Uncircumcised Old Geezer” in our latest audio release?  —ISIS

Sometimes outraged and overcharged tenants in my trailer parks call me Nasty Names. —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith (Bluegrass DemocRAT Attorney General Jack Conway’s Gubernatorial Campaign Chairman)

Sometimes outraged and overcharged clients wanting to find a good attorney call me Nasty Names, too. —Eric ‘Call Me Crazy,’ Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, The Supreme Courts in Ohio and Kentucky Think I’m No Longer Practicing Law, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters

What “nasty Names” did Liberal host Andy Samberg call me at Sunday night’s Emmy Awards? —Dumpy DemocRAT Rowan County, Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis

No fair calling us “Nasty Names” during Hispanic Heritage Month. —Illegal Immigrants Living on Welfare in Northern Kentucky

Does “Nasty Name Calling” only apply to politicians, or are celebrities on TV included, too? —“Trish the Dish” on Channel 19 News

Politicians have always resorted to “Nasty Name-Calling” during political campaigns or public events with the intentions of gaining advantage over, or defending themselves from, an opponent or critic. —Hurley the Historian

So you’re saying politicians just use “Nasty Name Calling” to get our attention, right? — Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press  

Isn’t The Blower ever going to explain where the word “Nasty” came from? —Your Quote for Today Committee

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Political Bullies Who Like Calling People Names.

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