Wednesday, September 16, 2014
A Tale of Two Headlines
YESTERDAY, THE BLOWER PERFORMED AN EXPERIMENT: After Monday’s Special “DemocRAT Priorities For America” E-dition received a remarkably low number of page views, we republished the same e-dition on Tuesday using a “Ridiculing Gay-Loving DemocRATS” headline, to see if that would make a difference. Obviously, it did, or we wouldn’t be reporting it to you now. Members of the Conservative Agenda didn’t care much to learn about “DemocRAT Priorities For America,” but those same Mean-Spirited Republicans were all for “Ridiculing Gay-Loving DemocRATS.” Please remind us never to try to be bi-partisan again, even for an instant.
LIBERAL WHINING IN ADVANCE: Three days before tonight’s CNN “Thump Trump” Event with the top eleven 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates, CNN Moderator Jake Tapper predicted somebody is going to take a shot at him as a symbol for all the rest of those biased Obama Supporters in the Press. Maybe if Tapper follows The Blower’s suggestion and asks about Obama’s Race War on Police, one of those Right Wing Extremists on stage might mistake him for an honest journalist.
WHISTLEBLOWER POLLSTER RON RASMUSSEN says 59% of Likely U.S. Voters think it’s likely Hillary broke the law by sending and receiving e-mails containing classified information through a private e-mail server while serving as Secretary of State. A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that just 34% believe she’s telling the truth.
That 34% is obviously included among the Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD could go to nobody other than Hillary on Monday after she said that victims of sexual assault have the “right to be believed,” a shift from how the Clintons and their aides have previously treated women and girls who have made sexual assault accusations. During Bill Clinton’s presidency, multiple women who came forward to accuse him of sexual harassment or assault were subjected to public and private attacks on their credibility by the Clinton camp.
Kathleen Willey, who accused Bill Clinton of sexual harassment her at the White House, said Hillary Clinton “orchestrated a terror campaign against every one of these women, including me.”
Paula Jones, the woman who sued Bill Clinton for sexual harassment, was dismissed as trailer trash by Clinton aides, who hinted that she was just trying to make money off her accusations. Clinton eventually settled the case for $850,000.
When Hillary Clinton served as the court-appointed attorney for a 40-year-old man accused of raping a 12-year-old girl in 1975, she targeted the accuser’s credibility in court records.
Naturally, Disingenuous DemocRAT State Rep-tile Denise Driehaus forgot to mention any of these facts when she was shilling for Hillary on TV outside Hillary’s $2,700-per-person Legal Defense Fund-raiser in East Walnut Hills hosted by Jennie and Allan Berliant.
WHISTLEBLOWER 2015 SUMMER INTERNS Olivia, Damon, Wyatt, and Tristan say 24 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, in Issue # 68 published on September 17, 1991 Edition’s our “Really Big Story” was about how much the Cincinnati Federation of Teachers was lavishing on candidates they’d endorsed for the Failed Cincinnati School Board and Cincinnati City Clown-cil. Our FCPS Teachers Union has certainly come a long way since then.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in 1940, Congress imposed the draft and Selective Service was born, but it wasn’t till the Vietnam War that WLW Hate Radio Political Trash Talker Bill Cunningham lied to his draft board and skedaddled to Saskatchewan.
THAT’S WHY YOUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Bill Vaughn’s “Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.”
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says after the Pollutionfest fireworks, boaters who’d camped out on the Newport shoreline dumped their potties into the river Sunday night and Monday morning. Nobody was watching them. Now up and down the area, marinas are posting notices “DO NOT GO IN THE FREAKING RIVER!”
CONSERVATIVE CURMUDGEON STU MAHLIN says some folks in the news media are following The Blower’s lead following this morning’s Special “Obama’s Race War on Police” E-dition, when we reported Obama’s Summer of Racial Violence had continued with the killing of yet another White Police Officer by one of Obama’s Race Warriors Sunday night when Kentucky Trooper Joseph Cameron Ponder was killed by Joseph Thompson Johnson-Shanks after a traffic stop. The headline on that story Stu sent us was “#BlackLivesMatter Activist Murders Kentucky Cop.” Surprise! It did not appear in The Fishwrap.
That story also included: “Following Obama’s lead, the DemocRAT National Committee (DNC) officially endorsed the increasingly violent Black Lives Matter movement whose unhinged radical left-wing members accuse police nationwide of systemic anti-black racism and of extra judicially executing Black Americans. In other words, it is now official DemocRAT Party policy that there are roving death squads manned by police officers who specifically stalk and execute without trial black men, women, and children across America.” That’s something else Disingenuous DemocRAT State Rep-tile Denise Driehaus forgot to mention.
MEANWHILE INSIDE THE SANCTUARY FOR STUPIDITY AT THE PLUM STREET PLAYPEN, Cincinnati City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black said he will do a “national search” for the person who will replace former just fired Affirmative Action Ex-Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell.
AND AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought about a national search. “What a great freaking idea,” Kane exclaimed. “The last two national searches for an Affirmative Action Police Chief worked out really well.”
Wasn’t it George Santayana who said, “Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it?“
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