SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2015
More Politics Unusual
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan writes this week about the growing divide between the elites and those they govern, and there was more proof of it in our latest polls. Senate Democrats on Thursday successfully blocked a congressional vote on a resolution rejecting President Obama’s nuclear weapons deal with Iran. Apparently it doesn’t matter that 66% of voters believe any agreement the Obama administration makes with Iran regarding the Iranian nuclear program should be approved by Congress before taking effect. [READ MORE HERE]
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s: “Yesterday, Hillary Clinton vowed to take military action if Iran moves toward creating nuclear weapons, or if she loses to Bernie Sanders. “Fire up the drones!” Jimmy Kimmel said, “Today Trump is getting criticized. He made comments about one of his rivals in the race for the Republican nomination, Carly Fiorina. At this point Donald Trump has publicly attacked more women than he’s married. Which is a lot.” Seth Meyers said, “Donald Trump is under fire after he was caught saying of his Republican rival Carly Fiorina, ‘Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?’ Then an aide said, ‘Mr. Trump, you’re pointing at a mirror.’ ” And Stephen Colbert said, “With all the talk about the presidential race, it’s easy to forget that we’re still 14 months from Election Day. Which means we’re just nine years away from the end of the Trump presidency.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1814, Francis Scott Key watched the rockets’ red glare in the skies above Fort McHenry in Maryland and America’s greatest hit was born. It’s too bad most Americans these days including both Obamas can’t remember all the words without a teleprompter.
MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE noted President Ronald Reagan once noted that our national anthem is the only one in the world that ends with a question: “O, say does that Star-Spangled Banner yet wave, o’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?” These days, those Murdering Muslims believe they’ll be replacing the Gay Flag with the ISIS Flag over Obama’s White House.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy, #261 is to say to a Liberal, “You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.
JOHN GALT says, “Happiness is possible only to a rational man, the man who desires nothing but rational goals, seek nothing but rational values and finds his joy in nothing but rational actions.”
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “THE RIGHT TO LIE” our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about how every politician in America is now celebrating how quickly Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Obama is celebrating Senate DemocRATS putting their Party above the County when they voted to support Obama’s Stupid Iran Deal, and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Homeland Insecurity
Homeland Security
Has become a farce.
Obama told Arizona, “Stick it up your arse.”
He’s put us deep in debt.
Holder is stonewalling
Obama says, “That’s swell.”
Who sold guns to the Mexicans?
The Dems will never tell.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says many Conservatives stood up for Kim Davis, the County Clerk in Kentucky who went to jail for her “faith” for refusing to issue Marriage Licenses to same-sex couples. However, we’re sure everyone knows by now that Kim Davis announced that she is a life-long DemocRAT. What’s up with that? She spends her entire life supporting a Party, and politicians, who propagate Homo marriages AND killing little unborn babies in the womb; now she gets all “holy.” Is that not hypocrisy in the highest form?
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says U.S. stock indexes rose in a holiday-shortened week amid subdued trading as most market participants stayed on the sidelines ahead of the Federal Reserve’s decision on interest rates next week. Stock markets experienced big swings on Tuesday and Wednesday after being closed Monday for Labor Day, but below-average volumes throughout the week indicated a lack of conviction among investors.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, especially all those Middle Eastern refugees or migrants coming to America and taking over our communities. They don’t want to assimilate. They do not want to become Americans. They only want our free stuff.
“We already have problems with concentrations of Middle Eastern refugees or migrants coming in and taking over communities,” Schultz said. “They don’t want to assimilate. They do not want to become Americans. They only want the free stuff from America.”
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about how every politician in America is now celebrating how quickly Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns.
Finney says, “The ruling will save over-taxed payers money, because this is 90% of what the Ohio Elections Commission does. They’ll soon be out of business.”
And Finney ought to know, because how many times did Finney file complaints against “Mean Jean” Schmidt with the same Ohio Elections Commission when that Lying Bitch failed to tell the Truth about one of Finney’s clients?
“What else would you expect from the same Liberal Whacko Judge who ruled in favor of Same Sex Marriage?” Kane asked.
Black’s ruling was “The answer to false statements in politics is not to force silence (by forbidding lies) but to encourage truthful speech in response, and to let the voters, not the Government, decide what the political truth is.”
And who are the people who’re now supposed to decide what the political truth is, those Stupid Obama Supporters? God save the Republic!
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (SEPTEMBER 14) The Blower will be celebrating the beginning of the Jewish New Year and we’ll be wishing everybody a Happy 5776, we’re continuing to count down the 493 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (SEPTEMBER 15) we’ll be reporting on what we overheard at Monday’s Labor Day Picnic at Coney Island and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will still be trying to figure out why so many Americans don’t like Union Thugs these days.
WEDNESDAY, (SEPTEMBER 16) we’ll be covering CNN’s 2016 Presidential Candidates’ joint-press conference (remember, we’re not calling it a “debate”) at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, California.
THURSDAY (SEPTEMBER 17) we’ll be celebrating “Constitution Day,” to commemorate the date the Constitution of the United States of America was actually signed. Disingenuous DemocRATS celebrate “Constitution Day” on September 18, the date they first tried to change it.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (SEPTEMBER 18) LIMERICK IS: It’s time once again for Oktoberfest
AND SATURDAY (SEPTEMBER 19) is “Oktoberfest Day,” when that two-week beer festival actually begins in Munich, too.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Cincinnati’s Affirmative Action Eex-Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell employing opportunities out of town., as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Video of the Week
Donald Trump Interviews Himself In the Mirror
Published on Sep 11, 2015: Before his interview with Jimmy Fallon, Donald Trump interviews his “reflection” in the mirror.
Sent in by Donald Trump.
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