FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2015 

Da Chief Is Still Fired

     Thursday, Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley’s Puppet/ City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black became a real “force for change” when he finally got around to firing Cincinnati’s Latest Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell, while Legendary TV Sportscaster Ken Boo called the play-by-play “He’s Outta Here, He’s WAAAAY Outta Here!” and Black people in the “Community” were not one bit happy about it.

Are they nuts? How long do you think a White Police Chief would’ve kept his job if he had committed any of the outrageous offenses Blackwell had gotten away with for two years?  Blackwell’s firing was long overdue, and as The Blower has said many times during the past two years, he never should’ve been hired in the first place.

Blackwell got a pass for two years for the same reason Obama hasn’t been impeached. It’s the Political Correctness, Stupid!

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor

        

Why, it’s none other than our FOP Snitch (probably not Keith Fangman, who won the office pool at the Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 69 by correctly picking the exact moment “Baltimore Harry” would finally get around to firing Da Chief. Fangman BTW, used to be a BFD in the FOP, back in the good old days when as president of the organization, he would invite Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to speak to the group at least once a year.

That’s why The Blower is honored to choose Kane’s Good Friend Keith to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Hillary-bashing stories plus an Anti-Muslim Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

 “THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN HILLARY CLINTON” by Jennie and Allan Berliant (After hosting Hillary’s Legal Defense Fund-raiser Thursday night)

        * Mexican tap water

        * A rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign

        * OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

        * A fart when I have diarrhea

        * An elevator ride with Ray Rice

        * Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby

        * Michael Jackson’s Doctor

        * An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran

        * A Palestinian on a motorcycle

        * Gas station Sushi

        * A Jimmy Carter economic plan

        * Brian Williams news reports

        * Loch Ness monster sightings

        * Prayers for peace from Al Sharpto

NOTE: US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton concerning American jobs. The last time she had a meaningful job, she out sourced it to Monica Lewinsky, And Monica blew it.

 “SPEAKING CLEARLY” by Demosthenes Tadwell

Quote of the day, no, of the week, make that a month, yet it probably is quote of the year!
No, DECADE.  Wait a minute.  It’s the greatest quote EVER! And it’s 100% true, because Hillary really said:

“My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I’m glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. the remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn’t do that and I’m proud of that. Very proud.  I would say that’s a major accomplishment.”
– Hillary Clinton 11 March 2014

Could someone please tell me what the hell she just said?
And she is running for President?

  “A MONUMENT FOR HILLARY” by $tan Che$ley

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
 
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.
 
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest DemocRAT of them all. He left, not knowing where he was going and when he got there he didn’t know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on somebody else’s money.
 
Thank you,
 
Hillary R. Clinton Committee
 
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

 AND A QUICKIE By Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya

         Pointing out that Islam is a barbaric evil cult, that gained its members through terror and fear is not insulting Islam.

          It is describing Islam.

These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.

 Today’s Liberal Liar Award

Goes to Hillary, who when speaking to a nearly empty hall in Columbus on Thursday, said, “I would really love to debate Donald Trump.”  Maybe that isn’t a complete lie after all, since to Debate Donald Trump, she’d first have to be the DemocRAT Nominee.

 Stories We’re Working On

TRUMP, CRUZ, AND PALIN Bash Obama’s Nuke Deal
DEMS Stand With Iran
UNDERCOVER VIDEO Shows Hillary Breaking Campaign Law
GOV’T Turns Over Fewer Emails Than Ordered
JEFFREY BLACKWELL Is Still Fired
ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS Is Still Not A Lawyer
KIM DAVIS Is Yesterday’s News

Whistleblower Web Poll

        This week, here’s why Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said some members of Congress would be voting to support our Obama’s Warrior President’s War on ISIS:

            (A) America’s prestige as a superpower is at stake: 2%
            (B) Obama’s credibility is on the line: 2%
            (C) Because Obama drew another “Red line”: 2%
            (D) Doomed DemocRATS facing a tough election: 94%

Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

 Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

Just a Few Big Plays Away from Mediocre

This week, everybody who wonders how scalpers can ever make a living at Bungals games, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is the tri-state’s most gullible sports fan, Sidney Sportsucker, who again sold his spleen to buy Bungals tickets this year and hopes he won’t have as much trouble giving away his over-priced tickets to all the bad games as he did last year. Sidney can hardly believe six of the eight CBS Sports NFL analysts picked Cincinnati to pull the upset. At least Sidney didn’t buy Cincinnati Reds season tickets, too.

Sidney wins a “Wait Till Next Year” T-Shirt, left over from when Defensive Genius Marvin Lewis first came to town; an anatomically correct Mike Brown Bobble-head Doll; choice seats behind the drunken floozie pictured below, and the chance to be the first in line to get beat up in the men’s room at Willie’s still hepatitis-free Sports café by a drunken Bungal who’d just lost another game by fumbling in the end zone. His winning entry is:

When you watch the Bungals this year,
Will their play draw a cheer or a tear?
Will the offense show up and give the “D” a nice rest,
And make Bungals nation start pounding their chest –
While consuming vast quantities of their favorite beer?

And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked):

When you watch the Bungals this year,
Wait a few games ’til you cheer.
They’ll snatch defeat, you’ll see
From the jaws of victory,
Ad you’ll end up crying in your beer.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“It’s Time Once Again For Oktoberfest?”

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Some really patriotic items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally really patriotic subscribers.

 Whistleblower VIDEO of the Day

Clinton Campaign: “Whatever you can get away with just do it”

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