TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2015       

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Was it unkind to mock our Disingenuous DemocRATS on Labor Day by reminding people how many Americans had lost their jobs during the Obama Administration? —Compassionate Conservatives 

Does anybody find it ironic that our office was closed yesterday, when so many of those people whose unemployment has run out are still looking for work? —Obama Supporters at the Unemployment Office, Who Got the Day Off With Pay

Here’s our choice for today: it’s Harry S. Truman “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

This Labor Day, we’re pledging to Extends Worker Protection to Illegal Aliens. —Obama’s Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC)

Our organization chose to boycott Obama’s Labor Day breakfast address in Boston yesterday because eight police officers killed in a nine-day period and his silence up until recently has been deafening. It’s clear that he has an agenda, and unfortunately the police are not part of his agenda. —New England Police Benevolent Association

Last week Hillary was in Cleveland for a campaign event with me where she compared Republicans to “terrorists” for their pro-life beliefs. —Disingenuous DemocRAT Senate Candidate Ted Strickland

You won’t have to sign a loyalty oath to meet Hillary at our house on Thursday. Your cancelled check for her $2,700-per-person Legal Defense Fund-raiser will be proof enough. —Jennie and Allan Berliant

Every year on Labor Day, I pose for a picture with some Black Union Guys. —Ohio Governor Kasich, Still Campaigning to be President of New Hampshire

As head of the Ohio Legislative Black Caucus, last Labor Day it was my job to turn that shooting by police of a Fairfield man at a Walmart into another Ferguson Race Riot so we could get Black people to vote that year. —Stevecia Reece

What do I usually do on Labor Day? As little as possible, just like every day! —Overheard Often at the Coney Island Union Day Picnic

You know what I love, paying union dues just so I can keep my job. —Nancy in Norwood

I think it’s really great my union dues are going to politicians I don’t even like. —Dan in Delhi

I really like how unions discriminate against minorities. —Rashid in Roselawn

Nothing makes me feel better than knowing I’m supporting their fat cat life styles. —Wanda in Westwood 

The previous four e-mails would make a great Union Day commercial. —The Center for Union Facts  

On June 28, 1894, President Grover Cleveland signed legislation that had been rushed through Congress, declaring Labor Day a national holiday, to be observed the first Monday in September —Hurley the Historian

On Labor Day, somebody needs to say something nice about all those working women. —Brad Wenstrup

For Labor Day, we liked when David Letterman said, “It’s Labor Day weekend. Labor Day, of course, is a holiday where people take three days off from being unemployed.” —Our Late Night Jokewatcher

Did I win the Labor Day “Liberals Say the Stupidest Things” Award for saying “I’m mad, I;m angry about the economy that’s so devastating for American workers?”—Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden

Amazingly, in last Labor Day’s Liberal Agenda Guest Column on our Idiotorial Page, Biden said “unions because built the middle class, which is still shrinking.” —Feckless Fishwrappers

We really liked that part of Obama’s Labor Day Message that said: “There are reasons to feel good about the direction that we’re headed.” —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press

At last year’s big Union Day Picnic, members of the Cincinnati Organized and Dedicated Employees Union signed a Happy Labor Day card for Diana Frey, who couldn’t attend because she’s wasn’t scheduled for release from Alderson Federal Prison in West Virginia until March 20, 2015 for embezzling more than $750,000 of their funds. —Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka

Instead of “Crooked Union Bosses, #2 on yesterday’s Top Ten List of the top ten blessings brought to you by organized labor should have ended with “like our very own FOP police union LODGE #69 president Kathy Harrell.” —Your FOP Snitch

The Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party is so out-of-touch with reality, they seem to believe running as a Republican and claiming to have an epiphany qualifies you to run as a solid DemocRAT candidate. —Disgruntled DemocRATS

Cincinnati’s Midget Mayor John Cranley has crossed labor at every opportunity but still claims to be a Dem (probably because the Repubs don’t want him). No one who knows him thinks he’s a DemocRAT, including the DemocRAT City Clown-cil members who refuse to caucus with him. He’s as Republican as Steve Chabot, but for some warped reason runs as a D-RAT. —Your City Hall Snitch

If the Labor movement had any clout these days, none of those people would be welcomed at the big Labor Day blast at Coney Island, but both will likely be present, shaking hands and peddling their crap. —Unemployed Union Members

Does anybody else find it somewhat ironic that Labor Day was the “unofficial end” of another Obama “Summer of Recovery?” —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

Last year on Labor Day I claimed Bitch McConnell opposed minimum wage increases, unemployment benefits, gender pay equity and student-loan relief come to a vote. He favored tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas. He took his stand with billionaires against the people of Kentucky, and he still won re-election. —Ditzy DemocRAT U.S. Senate Candidate Alison Wondergams Grimes

What happened? Nobody entered this year’s WEBN’s “Jump Off the Bridge” Contest at Riverfest?  —The Coast Guard

Who said you couldn’t smuggle weed into Riverfest? —Loony Libertarian Jim Berns

Many people say Riverfest would never be the same without beer. But for those who find old habits hard to break, you can always stick your fingers down your throats. —College Kids from NKU

The only people in Northern Kentucky not complaining about the Riverfest beer ban are owners of Riverboat restaurants that are still open, where a beer will cost about $12. And don’t forget to leave a tip that owners can skim. —Jeff Ruby

Thanks to our neophyte out-of-Market TV GM who didn’t know the history and heritage of what has been arguably one of the largest end-of-summer local-TV-ratings bonanzas in the entire country there the Western & Southern/ WEBN fireworks were not televised for the first time ever. —Channel 19  

Now that folks have finally accepted the concept of an alcohol-free Riverfest, how about having a litter free event?   —Newport Trash Collectors

If Riverfest was such a family event, why’d all those guys at Riverfront restaurants encouraging women not in it for the publicity passing by in boats to show their big beautiful breasts? —Phil Burr-ass

We spent Labor Day at the soccer fields on Kellogg Avenue instead of going to the the union gathering at Coney Island. Our construction jobs pay minimum wage and we don’t have to pay into Social Security or pay union dues. —Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose  

We have also agreed that once the economy improves they will also be allowed to cook their burritos in their 23-seat van instead of staying on the roof at lunch time. —Northern Kentucky Homebuilders Association  

Don’t forget— you’re not supposed to wear your white bikini after Labor Day. —Miss Vicki

Please tell your readers I didn’t fire a military veteran for pausing in his duties to salute the U.S. flag during the singing of the National Anthem.  — Florence Freedom Team President Clint Brown  

Did you notice that you could see the fireworks from the Kentucky side of the river too? —Trish the Dish on Channel 19 News

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially, especially Cincinnati’s City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black who’s still figuring out what to do next on his first anniversary on the job, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.

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