TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2015
No FOP Office Pool Prize Winner Today
This morning at The Whistleblower-Newswire, when everybody was anxiously waiting for our next Really Big Story to break, one of the other summer interns had been sitting outside the FOP Headquarters at 1900 Central Parkway since 8 AM waiting for a puff of Black Smoke to indicate one of those Cincinnati Police Officers taking part in the FOP’s Office Pool had predicted the exact moment Cincinnati City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black would be offering Cincinnati’s Current Affirmative Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell an offer to resign or be fired.
All day long, Channel 9’s Legendary Sportscaster Ken Broo had been practicing his “He’s Waaay Outta Here” so he could do our play-by-play, but when it came time to go home, no puff of Black Smoke had arisen from FOP Headquarters at 1900 Central Parkway, mainly because Cincinnati City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black was still celebrating his one-year anniversary on the job while reading this morning’s front-page puff piece in the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap calling him a real “force for change” in Cincinnati, and when last seen, he’d still not been able to drop the hammer on Da Chief.
Word at City Hall is, John Cranley is waiting for the FOP’s Overwhelming Vote of No Confidence scheduled for September 14, so Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor doesn’t hurt himself politically by ordering the firing of Cincinnati’s Current Affirmative Action Black Police Chief, who never should’ve been hired in the first place.
The Blower can hardly wait to see if Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows us Cranley going Biblical as Pontius Pilate, offering up Blackwell to the FOP Mob and Washing his hands of the entire matter.
