FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 2015
At Least We Found a DemocRAT We Can Finally Support
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says if you think that Liberal Sodomy Rites Feeding Frenzy in Morehead, Kentucky will disappear any time soon, you have another think coming, because nothing less than complete submission to the Gay Agenda will ever be tolerated in Obama’s Politically Correct America! Now we have this exclusive picture of Kim’s first night in the Lesbian Lockup.
Yesterday, Determined DemocRAT Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis’ chose to go to jail rather than processing paperwork for perverts was the Biggest Story in the History of the World, Parts One AND Two. It was the lead story on all the TV Networks! It even knocked Donald Trump’s Press Conference off the front page! The Earth stopped spinning on Its Axis! Conservative Commonwealth “BeanBall Jim” Bunning’s little son David struck down Religious Freedom! The ACLU successfully jailed its First Christian! It was the biggest win yet for Political Correctness! Christians watched the Sodomy Rites Celebration on the news and were reminded of the Palestinians dancing after 9/11! And Liberals All Across America were celebrating as if Hillary had just won the White House!
Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest won Thursday’s “Stupid Liberal Liar Award of Day” outright when he claimed, “No public official is above the law” after Kentucky DemocRAT Clerk Kim Davis was jailed for refusing to issue gay marriage licenses.” Exceptions to that claim of course included Obama, Hillary Clinton, Lois Lerner, the IRS, and Sanctuary City DemocRAT Mayors everywhere, just to name a few.
Stories We Were Working On Included:
TED CRUZ Takes Judge In Clerk Case To Woodshed - MIKE HUCKABEE: We must defend #ReligiousLiberty!”
- BOBBY JINDAL: I absolutely do believe people have a First Amendment right, a constitutional right.
- SCOTT WALKER: You Have The Freedom To Practice Religious Beliefs Out There
- RAND PAUL: I Think It’s Absurd To Put Someone In Jail For Exercising Their Religious Liberty.
- LINDSEY GRAHAM: As A Public Official, Comply With The Law Or Resign.
- JOHN KASICH: “It’s The Law Of The Land. It’s The Way That America Functions.”
CNN reports Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is planning to visit Kim Davis in jail on Tuesday before rallying supporters outside the detention center where she is being held, seizing on the issue, setting up a petition on his campaign website calling for Davis’s release that has already drawn more than 55,000 signatures and has called Davis’s case an example of the “criminalization of Christianity in our country.”
Friday, The Blower’s Guest Editor was none other than Jim Tom Trent, Mayor Elect of Morehead, Kentucky. Jim Tom says today he felt like the luckiest man on the face of the earth when Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis chose going to jail to demonstrate her religious convictions by not issuing so-called “marriage licenses” to humping homos who came to Morehead for More Head, where his City’s Motto is “The More Head the Better.”
Whistleblower Faux FaceBook Friend Rick “the Batboy” was trying to make “Morehead jokes” when he wrote “Putting Morehead on the Map,” and commenting on The Blower’s coverage, Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says, Liberal whining will continue unabated because Liberals are born to whine. They can’t live without whining and meddling in other people’s affairs because their own lives are so hollow and meaningless.
Meanwhile, reporters camped out all night to be there when the first frustrated faggots showed up Friday morning in our Old Kentucky Home, and there wasn’t a Gay Darkie in sight.
