WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2015

And Donald Trump Continues to Surge!

It seems like every week Obama does something for which a White man would be impeached. Monday, in our Special “Insulting Ohio” E-dition, when Obama assassinated Ohio’s President McKinley for a Second Time by renaming Mount McKinley, The Blower predicted Republicans in Congress would again do absolutely nothing about it.

Ohio Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner could only huff: “I am deeply disappointed in this decision,” Blah, Blah, Blah.

Ohio Republican Senator Rob Portman could only puff: “This is yet another example of the President going around Congress,” Yada, Yada, Yada!

At least Donald Trump promised to change the name back on his first day in office. It’s no wonder so many Americans say they would like to see that billionaire blowhard as our next president.

Even after the ninth video in the Planned Parenthood baby parts scandal was released where the lady says “Intact fetuses just fell out,” Ohio Republican Senate Majority Leader Bitch McConnell says “Sorry, we only have a majority so we can’t defund the Baby Killers at Planned Parenthood.”

McConnell says, “Defunding Planned Parenthood is another issue that awaits a new president hopefully with a different point of view.”

With such weak leadership being demonstrated by Republicans these days and so many things they campaigned on to get themselves reelected in 2014 on which they still haven’t even begun to deliver, The Blower wonders how many more votes Donald Trump would get if he’d only promise to fire Congress.