WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2015

Where Gay Guys Are Becoming The Butt of Jokes

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he won’t be in the office tomorrow, since he’s planning to drive down to the Joke Capital of the Commonwealth in Morehead tomorrow, where the Morehead Chamber of Commerce says you can explore the Daniel Boone National Forest, plunge into a boating adventure at Cave Run Lake, experience downtown Morehead and Beyond, and attend tomorrow’s Morehead-Rowan Co. Chamber of Commerce Luncheon scheduled for 12:00 AM according to the web page, for people who apparently like to eat lunch really early.

Morehead has always been a good source of jokes for The Blower. Remember the rally cry of Morehead State University made famous during the 2009 NCAA basketball tournament (March Madness), when Morehead State was assigned to play Alabama State in the play-in game when everybody wondered if it had anything to do with the “oral sex” definition of “head.”

Overheard During The Game:

Guy: “More head! More head! More head!”

Girlfriend: “What? Is once a week or so not enough for you? I can go down on you more if you want.”

Guy: “What? I was just rooting for the team. Oh, you thought I meant it in that way? Well, now that you mention it…awwwww right!”

Then there was that time during the 2008 Primaries when Hillary’s pants-dropping husband was in Morehead looking for some of what gave that town its name, Craven Morehead got season tickets for the Latonia Lesbians Beach Volleyball Team, and every year Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says “Next to BB&BJ Day, all my old friends and I say Viagra Day at Morehead is our favorite holiday of the entire year.”

But this year, all those vile-and-disgusting Morehead Sex Jokes are about gay guys from Buttfuk, Kentucky driving all the way to Morehead for their Same-Sex Sodomy Licenses and Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis’ refusing to issue them, even though Obama’s White House is all lit up in rainbow colors and the Supreme Court says Homosexual Happiness is the “Law of the Land.” After a Lesbian Supreme Court Justice ruled against her latest motion. 

Davis now spends endless hours every day being harassed by Kneepad Liberals in the Press and rude queers yelling and acting up at her office when they could drive to some nearby county if there was such a freaking rush to get married after all this time getting “More Head” without a license. 

Liberal Apologists also claim Religious Conservatives will now rally around Kim Davis and use this case as an example of The Liberal Agenda’s “War on Christianity.”

Matt Bevin expressed support for Davis’ “willingness to stand for her First Amendment rights.” He said as governor he would work to change the law so people could download marriage license forms on the Internet and then return them to their county clerk to file just like any other document. Bevin then criticized DemocRAT Governor Steve Beshear for refusing to call a special session of the state legislature to pass a law changing how the state issues marriage licenses. He also criticized DemocRAT Attorney General Jack Conway for declining to defend the state’s same-sex marriage ban in federal court. Conway is now the Disingenuous DemocRAT nominee for governor.

Also, 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate Rand Paul says the Rowan County clerk’s stand against same-sex marriage is “Part of the American Way.”

Davis claimed she made her decision “Under God’s Authority.” But as The Blower pointed out yesterday, unfortunately God isn’t signing Kim’s paychecks. Over-taxed payers of the Commonwealth are, and the ACLU correctly claims she’s “In Contempt of Court and the Constitution.” Now we’ll see how strong her convictions truly are if she chooses to go to jail on a contempt charge. Meanwhile Liberal whining will continue unabated because some animals are more equal. 

More Jokes About The “Two Gay Guys Who Walked Into The County Clerk’s Office” Later