TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2015
Something You Probably Won’t See Tomorrow Night!
At today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were really stunned that with only 63 more days until the 2015 Elections on May 15, not only are Forrest Gump School Board Members Randy Smith and Jim Frooman running unopposed after their part in the “Smiling Dallas” Jackson Debacle.
But Angry Andersonians were even more surprised that Disgraced Ex-Anderson Township Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien will NOT be debating “In Russ We Trust” Jackson (No Relation to “Smiling Dallas”) at tomorrow night’s SRO Anderson Republican Club Meeting, trying to win back his seat on the Anderson Township Board of Trustees.
The Blower is disappointed we won’t have the chance to make sure people don’t forget how Masturbating Anderson Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien “got off” on a technicality for trying to “get off” in front of a Wellborn woman three years ago, Duffy the “Kevin Slayer” Beischel chided, since at the time some people thought there might have been Judicial Bias, because Black DemocRAT Judge Fanon Rucker was the same GOP-hating jurist who gave Republican Outcast O’Brien a pass on increasing his bond during O’Brien’s first scandal years ago when Angry Andersonians first demanded his resignation.
Rucker said the evidence wouldn’t stand up in court when “Jaywalking Joe” Deters’ assistant prosecutors were also caught with their pants down and failed to make the charges stick. “It was not our finest hour,” the Jaywalker sadly admitted, because that Mad Masturbator slipped right through our fingers that time.
It seems Whacky Jackie O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son Kevin had been charged under Statute 2909.07(A) that says it’s OK to wag your weenie in front of women, just as long as long as you do it inside an enclosed automobile on private property. The prosecutors never should’ve called it “Public Indecency” because Public indecency must take place where the public is likely to view it. O’Brien’s unwanted exhibitionism took place in a car, on private property, with only one other person present. Indecent proposal, yes! Public indecency, no!
Keep in mind that Judge Rucker didn’t find Kevin didn’t jerk off in front of a woman, but just that it wasn’t under circumstances that meet the requirements of Statute 2907.09(A).
Some online legal experts commenting on The Fishwrap Follow-up (“Anderson Twp. trustee’s public indecency charges dropped because only one person saw it”) said O’Brien should’ve been charged with “Sexual Assault,” instead of public weenie-whacking.
MEANWHILE AT THE DREAM TEAM: Noted ACLU Attorney Scott Greenwood says, “They must have thought the assault or sexual imposition charge would be hard to prove. The takeaway message for all you perverts out there is: ‘when weenie-whacking, make sure only one other person is present to be offended.’ “
Pervert Attorney James “The Rock” Bogen says maybe the prosecutor’s office shouldn’t have let Spanky’s attorney dazzle Judge Rucker (not known for making pro-defense rulings) with his argument that Spanky was just doing some hands-on field research about the Penal Code as part of his official trustee duties, or maybe he was trying to get a job as a personal trainer and was teaching the lady some arm exercises! Incidentally, the arresting officer’s name was “Cox.”
And WLW Radio’s Lisa Wells wondered if size mattered when that Wellborn woman was asked to identify Kevin at a “Penis Lineup.”
More News About Pervert Politicians Later
