WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2015
More Powerful Punditry
SUNDAY, WHISTLEBLOWER BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES predicted the Barack Market would be in for another roller coaster ride this week, and stocks closed nearly 3% lower on Monday for the Worst September Start in Thirteen Years. Most people remember Bette Davis’ Classic “All About Eve” Quote was “Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride,” but what she really said was “Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night.”
LAST WEEK, WHEN THE BLOWER BEGAN COUNTING the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until Not-Yet-Indicted Hillary Clinton would arrives in Cincinnati for her $2,700-per-person Legal Defense Fund-raiser in East Walnut Hills hosted by Jennie and Allan Berliant, our Compassionate Conservative predicted Hillary would NOT be appearing at some sort of “grassroots-organizing Women for Hillary event” where all those little people Hillary is [supposedly] representing presumably wouldn’t have to pay $2,700 to hear her so-called “vision for an economy that would [supposedly] help everyday Ohioans get ahead and stay ahead.”
MONDAY, IN OUR SPECIAL “INSULTING OHIO” E-DITION, when Obama assassinated Ohio’s President McKinley for a Second Time by renaming Mount McKinley, The Blower made two predictions: (1) Republicans in Congress would again do absolutely nothing about it, and (2) Donald Trump would promise to change the name back on his first day in office. That was another two-for-two.
Meanwhile, Foretelling Troublemaker Tino Delgato says Obama renamed Mount McKinley to Mount Denali after the GMC SUV. In a separate news item Donald Trump has pledged to rename Death Valley to Obama Gardens in January of 2017 and suggested that Obama place his Library there also near to his 12 million undocumented immigrants. Death Valley is near Mount Whitney which BO wants to rename Mount Buffoon after VP Joe Biden. Go Figure!!!
OTHER CHANGES OBAMA PLANS INCLUDE correcting the immigration situation: The United States will revert to and be called The Kaianerekowa Hotinonsionne Confederation which existed prior to the first European settlements. The Constitution will be replaced by The Iroquois Great Law of Peace Documents that existed then. Only native Americans will be considered legal residents. All others will be deported to their prior foreign country of residence or country of foreign blood ancestry. The only exception will be the state of Hawaii, renamed Obamaland, owned and ruled by Supreme Leader Barack Obama and his descendants.
THE BLOWER PREDICTED RACIAL VIOLENCE WOULD CONTINUE during Obama’s Summer of Racial Violence, especially after one of Obama’s #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap Race Warriors in Houston brutally gunned down Harris County deputy Darren Goforth Goforth at a gas station Friday evening, so it was encouraging to see Elisabeth Hasselbeck of Fox News’ Fox & Friends ask “Why has the Black Lives Matter movement not been classified yet as a hate group?” and “How much more has to go in this direction before someone actually labels it as such?”
IN KENTUCKY, BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO predicted Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis would defy a Lesbian U.S. Supreme Court Justice’s ruling and continue to deny marriage licenses to same-sex sodomites entering her office. Davis claimed she made her decision “Under God’s Authority.” Unfortunately, God isn’t signing Kim’s paychecks. Over-taxed payers of the Commonwealth are, and we’ll see how strong her convictions truly are if she chooses to go to jail on a contempt charge. Meanwhile Liberal whining continues unabated because some animals are more equal.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he had any other predictions to make.
“I have three quick ones,” Kane explained. “First, Disgraced Ex-Anderson Township Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien will NOT be debating “In Russ We Trust” Jackson (No Relation to “Smiling Dallas”) Wednesday night’s SRO Anderson Republican Club Meeting, trying to win back his seat on the Anderson Township Board of Trustees.
“Second, Hamilton County would remain “Blue” in 2015 under the leadership of Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP.
“And Third, Federal Judge Mike Barrett would appreciate The Blower’s “Public Masturbation Update” E-dition. Just ask him.”
