FRIDAY, JULY 31, 2015

Attack of the Bi-Partisan Partisans

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo remembers last year when the five hours and ten minutes during the 361 mile return from Saturday’s Fancy Farm Political Picnic seemed a whole lot longer than the 361 mile trip down, especially after The CamBoozler and his van fun of Whistleblower Interns received such a rude reception from all those Partisan Red-Shirted Republicans for McConnell and Even More Partisan Blue-Shirted DemocRATS for Alison Wondergams Grimes, with then only 92 more days until the Most Expensive US Senate Election in History.

McConnell’s Campaign Manager Jesse Benton said, “The Blower’s making a Mockery out of McConnell’s campaign.” “The Blower’s making More than a Mockery of Alison’s campaign,” interrupted Alison’s Grandmother Elsie Case. Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose to paraphrase Woody Allen’s great line from “Bananas” when they said “We object, your honor! This campaign is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.”

Feckless Fishwrapper “Scruffy Scott” Wartman’s Slanted Sunday Coverage turned out to be a bit of a mockery of a sham itself. We’re sure The Grimes Campaign was pleased. “We don’t need no unbiased coverage!”

Maybe that’s why our Kneepad Liberal forgot to mention that the Kentucky DemocRAT Party was reportedly forced to deliver a sharp rebuke to a series of comments on Twitter from a DemocRAT operative who referenced in a most impolite and non-PC fashion the ethnicity of Elaine Chao, the wife of Republican U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell.

“Google Elaine Chao, #MitchMcConnell’s wife,” Groob tweeted Saturday morning.  “No mention of Kentucky, she’s a chink.”

WFPL reporter Phillip Bailey screen captured the tweets. Someone commenting on WHAS-TV Coverage said, “Maybe DemocRAT operatives don’t approve of Chao because she immigrated legally as a child. If she was an illegal they would be fawning over her.”

Memo to Wartman: If the Twitteress who sent these blatantly offensive tweets was our own DemocRAT Dominatrix from Fort Mitchell, might that not have been something to newsworthy include?

At least “Scruffy” included Kentucky Senator Rand Paul’s upcoming entry in our Whistleblower Limerick Contest:

“There once was a woman from Kentucky
Who thought in politics she’d be lucky.
So she flew to L.A. for a Hollywood bash,
She came home in a flash with buckets of cash.”

Memo to The Randster: That ain’t a limerick. Limericks have five lines, something Wartman or his editor should’ve noticed.

According to Weasel Zippers, Kentuckians might have found out that voting for Allison Grimes might bring them someone with possibly as much gaffe potential as Joe Biden. When asked about the Israel-Hamas fighting, Grimes came out with a real winner, crediting the Iron Dome, Israel’s anti-missile defense system, for helping Israel “withstand the terrorists that have tried to tunnel their way in.” The Iron Dome of course does nothing whatever to protect against Hamas from tunneling in. Scott must’ve missed this video of Grimes encouraging her supporters to “put bumper stickers in their yards.”

More Marvelous Mockery Later