Special “August Action Agenda” E-dition

SATURDAY, AUGUST 1, 2015

More Critical Comparisons

Remember back in 2008 when all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, thought Obama could walk on water?

So how’s that Hope and Change thing working out for you these days

Meanwhile, if Dumbed-Down DemocRATS don’t see 37 more “Impeachment Alerts” this week, maybe it’s because the DemocRAT National Committee is trying to get everybody on its Suckers List to sign Obama’s Birthday Card on August 4.

THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says In a recent speech criticizing African political leaders who stay too long in office, Obama said he could win a third term if he ran for president again but acknowledged that U.S. law does not allow it. But a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that just 30% of Likely U.S. Voters say they would vote for the president if he ran for a third term. 63% would not.

TODAY’S LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS AWARD: Newsbusters reports that continuing the effort on the now-cancelled PMSNBC’s Now to defend Planned Parenthood from its video scandal, National Organization for Women President Terry O’Neill joined host Alex Wagner on Thursday to gush over how the “beloved” provider of abortions and alleged seller of body parts from aborted babies “has nothing to apologize for” and mocked female GOP senators who want to defund the taxpayer-funded group. [READ MORE HERE] –

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says since today is Chick Fil A Day, you should remember how rarely political protests actually work. Our Histrionic Homosexuals’ Chick Fil-A complaint hardly rose to the level of a real protest, like in 1955 when Rosa Parks, a 43-year-old black woman, refused to give up her seat on a bus to a white person; in the 1960s, when boycotts organized by the Caesar Chavez and United Farm Workers union brought attention to the plight of migrant workers; or the 1980 Olympic Boycott, when the United States and 59 other nations refused to send their Olympic teams to the Moscow Olympics as a protest against the Soviet invasion and occupation of Afghanistan in 1979.

Hurley also wonders how many of today’s hot-headed homosexual activists could even explain who Captain Charles Boycott was, and why he was ostracized in 1880.

Left-wing Lunatic Roseanne Barr even went postal when she wished everybody who at Chick-Fil-A got cancer. Maybe that’s why Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception says, “How would you like to see this Chick Fil A’d?”

MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Helen Suzman’s, “I can say unequivocally that the boycott does not work. It’s never complete enough to have impact unless it’s backed by force, and I don’t think anybody in America seriously proposes that.”

Along the same line, L. Neil Smith said, “The main problem is that for a boycott to be effective, you must first persuade thousands – maybe even millions of others – to go along, which is a lot of work and usually not successful.”

RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Did our Local Kneepad Liberal in the Press really downplay the circus taking place Thursday outside the Hamilton County Courthouse, only a day after Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ over-the-top rant about the indictment of University of Cincinnati Police Officer Ray Tensing in the July 19 shooting death of Samuel Dubose. Paid Agitators from that #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap group (who clearly didn’t have jobs to go to) were standing outside the courthouse all morning with megaphones and signs screaming at police officers and court officials about a lack of justice in Hamilton County. There were people playing drums and other people shouting down innocent people who were simply trying to get in the courthouse for their appointments along with racist chants like, “Hey, Whitey, what do you say? How many Black Folks did you kill today?” There were also large tents set up by the national media and even one man wearing a sombrero carrying a sign in favor of rights for immigrants. Was this really showing the rest of the country “how it should be done,” as Cincinnati’s Current Affirmative Action Police Chief and Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor keep telling people we’re doing? And with the 4,842 different “Tensing’s a Murdering Racist” stories our Local Kneepad Liberals ginned up during past week, you really have to wonder why they failed to report this one, unless, of course, if they didn’t want the public to know.
BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign says the name of Sam Dubose must now be added to other Race Baiting Saints Like Trayvon Martin, Eric Gardner, and Freddie Gray to be forever “Emblazoned On Our Hearts.”

AND ON THURSDAY, The Blower told you Linda Tripp says Hillary must never be president, with good reason. Much-maligned Linda was the subject of the Clinton’s wrath and starting in 1998 was bullied in the national media over her weight and her middle-age looks. However, Linda is a patriotic American who spoke the truth.

CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says it’s interesting Joe Deters is going to prosecute this one himself, but paid $500K for outside lawyers on insignificant trials for Disgraced Former Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter.

TEAM TRADER TINO DELGATO says the Reds will now have an all rookie starting pitching rotation. They traded four of the five starters from last year (Simon, Latos, Cueto and Leake) while Homer Bailey is on the DL for the rest of the season with Tommy John Surgery. Keep in mind the 1869 Reds also had an all-rookie starting rotation. But that was the first year for professional baseball. Go Figure!!!

But Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says the Reds will have one of the best AAA teams in baseball next year. Unfortunately they’ll be competing in the Major Leagues. They’re lining up some great prospects that will make great trade bait in six years. Then the rebuilding will begin again.

IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says folks driving on that 361 mile trip to the Fancy Farm Picnic today could be checking out that Kentucky Center for Investigative Reporting’s story about how Disingenuous DemocRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Jack Conway’s campaign manager (Nathan “Cornbread” Smith, owner of that Erlanger trailer park chain), just paid an $11,000 fine to the state of Kentucky to settle the matter of letting raw sewage run into a creek that flows into the Ohio River. Hopefully that sewage won’t be arriving in Paducah with the rest of the politicians this morning in time for the political picnic.

It’s a good thing our gay kayakers at Sunday’s rescheduled Paddlefest event on the Ohio River will be waaaaay upstream.

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were reminding Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane that it’s been an entire year since The Blower’s “Liberals Say the Stupidest Things” item became a daily feature, like “Hurley the Historian” and our “Quote for Today Committee.” Kane admitted The Blower had ripped off that idea from the very popular “Kids Say the Darndest Things” feature first used by Art Linkletter on the radio between 1945-69, and later by Bill Cosby between 1998-2000.

“But what if one day you can’t find something stupid any of our Liberals said?” asked one of our newest members, and all of the rest of our long-time Political Insiders had a really good laugh.

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Nathan “Cornbread” Smith.

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Andrew Klavan: What Gender Are You?

(Published on Oct 9, 2014 In which our always sensitive host takes a look at the exciting world of gender diversity, where the unusual is normal, even though that can’t be right and doesn’t make a lick of sense.)

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