Official “Chick Fil-A-Day” E-dition

FRIDAY, JULY 31, 2015

Tomorrow is Chick-Fil-A Day, Everybody!

Harry Homophobe says it’s hard to believe how long it’s been since Obama devolved down to pander to homosexual donors on the issue of same-sex marriage, while Disingenuous DemocRATS were giving same-sex marriage their stamp of approval at the DNC’s 2012 Convention in Charlotte, Gay-Loving Liberal Big City Mayors seeking publicity on the 24-hour news channels like Chicago’s Rahm Emanuel, Boston’s Tom Menino, and San Francisco’s Mayor Edwin Lee, who said Chick-Fil- A restaurants would not be welcome in their cities, just because Chick-Fil-A president Dan Cathy had stated his support for “traditional marriage.”

That’s because when the Chick-Fil-A CEO was asked if he held the same view of marriage Obama had recently held, he answered “guilty as charged.”

Today, everybody’s wondering why Diversity Fanatics at The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap aren’t demanding that Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley call his Extreme Liberal Clown-cil back into session to throw a hissy fit and pass a resolution banning Chick-Fil-A from hiring unemployed people to work at their restaurants within the city limits, like Chick-Fil-A locations in Anderson, Eastgate, Springdale, Tri-County, Deerfield Crossing, and West Chester, along with locations in Newport, Florence, and the Airport in Northern Kentucky. But the only Chick-Fil-A restaurants that actually appear to be within Cincinnati’s city limits appear to be the ones at UC, Kenwood Town Centre, and Western Hills. [SEE YOUR CHICK-FIL-A- LOCATOR HERE]

IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo asked, “Are there really only three Chick-Fil-A locations in Northern Kentucky, on Houston Road in Florence, Newport Mall, and at the Airport?” Whistleblower Alternate Life-Styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis, said “Same sex marriages are still being performed every night in Devou Park.” Northern Kentucky TEA Partiers remind us, “Sarah Palin likes Chick-Fil-A.” Gay Students at NKU say, “We wish we had a Chick-Fil-A restaurant on campus so we could boycott it.” Horny in Hebron drooled, “I like watching Lesbians getting in on.” At Channel 19 News, Trish the Dish says, “The chicken tasted better before I knew it was basted in hate and homophobia.” And at TV 5, Sheree Paolello said, “The Waffle Potato Fries at Chick-Fil-A are really delicious.”

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders planning to enjoy Chick Fil-A Chargrilled Chicken Club Sandwiches tomorrow asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if it was bad business for a CEO to voice a political stance of any kind, because you’ll always be sure to piss some people off. “But when you ask a Christian owner of a restaurant chain that isn’t open on Sunday what he thinks about gay marriage, you shouldn’t be surprised and outraged when you don’t like his answer, unless, of course, you’re not a Liberal,” Kane said. Then our good friend Bobby Leach said, “I hope you don’t choke eating a Chick-Fil-A sandwich and the only person there who knows CPR turns out to be gay.”

— Whistleblower Official Disclaimer —

Sometimes The Blower makes fun of political boycotts to show that trying to ruin somebody’s business is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who has figured out that political boycotts just don’t work.

This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially people who publicly join a boycott just for the publicity.

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