FRIDAY, JULY 31, 2015 

     IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says this weekend hecklers will be heading for Big Bluegrass Barbeque at Fancy Farm in Western Kentucky this weekend to hear the heated political rhetoric among Kentucky’s candidates running for Governor, Lt. Governor, Attorney General, Secretary of State, Auditor of Public Accounts, State Treasurer, and Commissioner of Agriculture, along with all those local state legislators, statewide office holders, and every Congressman from Kentucky Representative and both U.S. Senators.

U.S. Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell says, “All of my supporters will be watching” and wonders what kind of reception he’ll receive after breaking every promise he made during last year’s reelection campaign. Alison Wondergams Grimes says her campaign will be e-mailing Dumbed Down DemocRATS every ten minutes during the event asking for donations. Bluegrass Governor Steve Be-Sheared promises his speech won’t be half as boring as the last time I spoke at Fancy Farm, Bluegrass Attorney General Jack Conway wonders if his Republican Gubernatorial Opponent Matt Bevin will mention Obama, TEA Party Patriots with Bullhorns say “We don’t need no stinkin’ civility!”

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

        Why it’s our old friend Matt Jones, the sometimes over-the-top host of Kentucky Sports Radio, who’s heading to St. Jerome Catholic Church in Graves County to bring his cutting wit and sometimes boisterous style to the annual Fancy Farm political event that is already boisterous and often bombastic on its own.

Let’s face it, if Fancy Farm Political Chairman Mark Wilson can pick a non-practicing lawyer-turned-acerbic  sports radio talk show host to emcee the biggest political event of the year in the Bluegrass, the least The Blower can do is let Matt Jones get warmed up by letting him choose three items plus a quickie from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists for today’s E-dition.

HOW THE BLACK FOLK HAS HELPED THE ECONOMY By Rufus Redneck

What people don’t realize is how the black folk grew our economy higher than it could ever have grown without them.  Here’s an example: When blacks moved into the white areas in the 60s, they acted like fools with their “jiving” and “jacking around” and the whites didn’t want to live around that shit, so they worked two jobs and sold their houses and moved away to the suburbs, and built new houses and the forest and lumber industries grew and the hardware stores grew and millions of dollars surged into the economy building new roads so the whites could get to work from their new houses.

Then the blacks started robbing and stealing because they were stupid and unqualified for jobs because they “jived around” at school instead of learning and the whites had to buy replacement stuff and the economy grew even stronger.

Since the blacks were unemployed they started hanging around and drinking malt liquor and the malt liquor makers had to expand and add more workers so the economy grew stronger again.

The blacks started shooting people and the hospitals grew and new ones were built and more cops, nurses and doctors were required. People had to buy guard dogs and security alarm companies grew stronger. Pet stores then sprung up everywhere to sell stuff for the guard dogs.

Then the blacks were thrown into jail and new jails had to be built and more guards were hired and the economy grew even stronger than before.

Then the DemocRATS created Welfare, so all the blacks went on Welfare and the whites had to work harder to support them, and the economy grew stronger. Then the blacks bought fancy cars and the auto industry grew and TV makers were thrilled cause they could produce shows like “Cops” and “Most Wanted,” and whites bought more guns and lots and lots of ammunition to keep the blacks out of their shit, so gun manufacturing jobs grew.

So you see, we owe a lot to the black folk, so stop being so prejudiced! 

Funny, it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, etc., etc., but it’s insensitive to make jokes about black people. The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.

Conservative Comeback

One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California.  He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms, but so that others may have them also.

But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base.  He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a Muslim headscarf. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock.  The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, “Yes, I always wear it and probably always will.”

The woman in the Muslim headscarf then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.

A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward. Putting his arm around my son’s shoulders and nodding towards my son, he said in a calm and gentle voice to the Iraqi woman: “Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like this young man have fought and died so that YOU could stand here, in MY country and accuse a check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen.  It is my belief that had you been this outspoken in YOUR own country, we wouldn’t need to be there today.  But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and clearly, I’ll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you can straighten out the mess in YOUR country that you are obviously here in MY country to avoid.”

Everyone within hearing distance cheered! 

 “THE PROBLEM WITH FREE STUFF” by John Barrett, CEO of W&S Enterprise

All those Obama Supporters who are getting the free stuff don’t like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff. The folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop, but the folks who are getting the free stuff want even more free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting!

Now the people who are forcing the people who pay for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff that the people who are PAYING for the free stuff are being mean, prejudiced, and racist. So… the people who are GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the free stuff by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free stuff and giving them the free stuff in the first place. We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free stuff than paying for the free stuff.

Now understand this: All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded. The reason is their voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them. The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 236 years ago. The number of people now getting free stuff outnumbers the people paying for the free stuff. Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it.

ELECTION 2016 IS COMING: A Nation of Sheep Has Bred a Government of Wolves!

Politicians: Let’s elect thinkers, not ones controlled by lobbyists no matter if they’re DemocRATS or Republicans.

Borders: Close Them.

Language: English Only

Culture: God, Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!

Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!

NO freebies to Non-Citizens, and that includes Education and Food Stamps

 AND A QUICKIE by Our Good Friend Bobby Leach

 SEX BY CHAIN LETTER…….….. IT REALLY WORKS !!!     

I never send chain letters, but this one works. You will be offered sex by simply passing it on!  It’s incredible! 

Send ‘OBAMA LOVES YOU’ to ten recipients. At least nine will reply telling you to go FUCK yourself. 

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 TODAY’S STUPID LIBERAL LIAR AWARD

Did Obama’s Doofus Secretary of State John Kerry really say “Iranian Leaders Chanting “Death To America” Doesn’t Mean They Want To Kill Us?”  Un-freaking-believable!

Whistleblower Web Poll           

         This week, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said politicians from all over Kentucky were traveling to Fancy Farm tomorrow just to hear all that partisan political palaver:

          (A) Wanted to meet the most expensive Senate Candidates in History: 2%
          (B) Hoping for a Civility-Free Event: 1%
          (C) Wanted to see that fake Senate Candidate: 1%
          (D) They forgot those speeches would be on TV: 96%

            Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

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This week, everybody who thinks Obama really stepped in it way back when he said “If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen,” e-mailed entries to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Marty Mocker, who says he really likes watching the way Obama sounds really stupid every time he goes off his teleprompter.

Marty wins a picture suitable for framing of his signature on Obama’s Birthday Card on Monday, multiple fake IDs so he can vote early and often, and his name added to the DemocRATS Sucker List so he might win an Obama 2016 Bumper Sticker, in case the First Black President in History isn’t impeached during the next two years. His winning Limerick is:

Here’s who to thank when you succeed:
You can skip over those with a leftist creed;
And don’t count those who always sleep late,
Or those who sit in cars and masturbate.
“Early to bed and early to rise” is the only rule you need.

So who can you thank when you succeed?
Don’t listen to those liberal hearts that bleed,
Forget presidents from Kenya,
And government handouts that demean ya.
Thank the Lord Almighty; of Him only take heed.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who says, “Can you believe this guy still hasn’t been impeached?”)

Here’s who to thank when you succeed
It’s the Kenyan we elected to lead
If you succeed here or in Japan
Somebody else made that happen
(I think that socialist has been smoking weed)

The Dems are seriously vexed
Claiming Barak was taken out of context
But he said what he said
They should get that through their head
What kind of lies will they try to sell next?

I guess Henry Ford did nothing on his own
And Bell had help inventing the phone
Bill Gates was a fake
Betty Crocker didn’t bake
Obama’s ideology makes me groan.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“When Joe Deters begins his next rant!”

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