WEDNESDAY, JULY 29, 2015
More DemocRAT Duplicity
Yesterday, Obama took time out from his grueling pace of fundraising, golfing, and vacations to sign another E-mail from the DemocRAT Congressional Campaign Committee. This one said:“I got to the Oval Office because of consistent early investment from grassroots donors, not big corporate spenders. And that’s the same way DemocRATS are going to win the White House and the Senate in 2016. We’ve got the candidates, strategy, and message to WIN in 2016 — but that won’t mean a thing unless grassroots donors like you help us during these crucial early days. That’s why for this week only, every gift before Friday’s FEC deadline will be MATCHED, but only until Friday!
Disingenuous DemocRATS also wanted all their Dumbed Down Supporters to donate money so they could sign a birthday card for Obama, sharing their favorite presidential moments from the past year, such as Loretta Lynchmob’s confirmation as Attorney General, the Supreme Court upholding ObamaCare again, and Sodomy Rites becoming the Law of the Land. Which one do you think Boehner picked?
MORE REPUBLICAN STUPIDITY: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says some people think the format (where only the top ten of the 16 candidates according to an average of the latest polls can appear) for the first 2016 Republican Presidential Debate in Cleveland on August 6 is totally unfair. Cleveland.com says “Political polls taken 14 months before an election are virtually meaningless,” and “Most voters aren’t paying attention, and if they are, it is only to the latest sensational headline that one of the candidates manages to create. Caitlyn Jenner could probably get into a top 10 political poll at this juncture. If you need further proof, consider that Donald Trump leads most GOP polls at the moment.”
Speaking of polls, Ohio Republicans supporting Rob Portman’s campaign are worried about negative ads paid for Big Labor and Disingenuous DemocRATS, but The Blower says Ohio’s Same Sex Supporting Senator might have a little problem with Values Voters, too, after the latest Citizens For Community Values Poll showed an Unknown (pro-life, pro-marriage, pro-family) candidate leading Portman 88% to 11%. Former Ohio Gayvenor Ted Strickland got 1%.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1981, Prince Charles married Lady Di. Now there’s another love story with a happy ending.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Prince Charles’ “Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?”
ALREADY WAITING TILL NEXT YEAR: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says The Reds are now only a game and a half out of last place, and Troublemaking Tailgaiter Tino Delgato says our home team now leads the league in rebuilding programs. They can finish last with a $120 million dollar payroll or last with a $40 million dollar payroll. Go Figure!!!
AT THIS MONTH’S FORREST GUMP SCHOOL BOARD MEETING: Park district executive director Ken “Pin Cushion” Kushner may have to relent on his plan to turn Anderson Township into one big park. The school board stuck numerous needles in him at this month’s meeting for refusing to work with them and the township trustees to get a new high school and property development at no cost to taxpayers. Trustees Gerth and Pappas watched with smug satisfaction ignoring that the township board created the monster that this park district seems to have become. Kushner seriously should look into learning “Kumbaya.” If not that, he might be wise to start looking for a new job. Anyway, can’t he figure out that the more developable land he makes non-taxable, the smaller his source of funds gets?
Someone should also tell Kushner and the park board that except for them, most people at Anderson Daze were looking around the Beech Acres park imagining a new Anderson High School there, not an air-conditioned RecPlex, and liking it a lot. None liked the prospect of an unneeded park expansion levy on the ballot in November.
Cost overruns on the school district building plans have become an open topic. With the first walls coming down in the elementary schools, the district is finding costly surprises. Wait until they tear into old Anderson High School. That Beech Acres deal might be a real ass-saver if it prevents that. An observation: Only politicians can get away with talking in the same conversation about delivering on promises and reduction in scope because of low cost estimates and ignore the contradiction.
Meanwhile, school board member Forest Heis was absent from the meeting.
Despite a lame “on vacation” excuse sounding a lot like “the dog ate his homework”, Heis apparently still hasn’t been found after disappearing during the Dallas Jackson debacle. Tony Hemmelgarn was also said to be absent on vacation but he would have nothing to say anyway.
TWENTY FOUR YEARS AGO when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, Edition #61 published on July 30, 1991 featured an item about Felonious Fundraiser Dickie Weiland, whom The Blower is always pleased to remember, along with an award-winning Top Ten List advising women how they might know they were being examined by a fake doctor, and a public service announcement for “Doc” West in Covington, as we all wonder how Eric “Call me Crazy” Deters ever missed getting him as a client. To see that entire edition, CLICK HERE.
IN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says everybody’s getting ready to travel down to Fancy Farm (wherever the hell that is) on Saturday to hear all those wonderful speeches, but The Blower still can’t get over last year when Joe Gerth at the Louisville Courier Journal reported Fake U.S. Senate Candidate Gil Fulbright had actually raised enough money that he could go on television with ads and was looking to expand his campaign nationally. The campaign then claimed then had enough money to rent a bus and get Fulbright to Kentucky several times during the campaign, put up billboards in big cities, hire a public relations firm and buy a limited amount of airtime for commercials. Of course, if none of that actually came about, The Blower would be around to report that, too.
Fulbright, played by veteran character actor Frank Ridley, is a creation of the group represent.us, which favors limiting money in politics.
Fulbright was set to formally announce his candidacy at the annual Fancy Farm Picnic in Western Kentucky on Saturday. At noon on Tuesday, Fulbright’s campaign had raised $60,294.
FINALLY, commenting on this morning’s “Crisis in Cincinnati” E-dition, where our Local Kneepad Liberals in the Press were doing their best to stir up a real race riot like the one in 2001 over that shooting of Samuel Dubose by University of Cincinnati police officer Ray Tensing, Political Insiders at this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Chares Foster Kane about comments made by City Manager “Baltimore Harry” Black and Current Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell. “This was unbelievably foolish on the part of the manager,” Kane explained. “He’s an untrained civilian, not a law enforcement professional or a lawyer. This isn’t his agency — it’s UC’s. He has “zero” reason to be offering his untrained opinions about video he hasn’t even seen. The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap is bound and determined to manufacture dissent and crisis — a la 2001 — in order to sell clicks on its website.”
And after reading Blackwell said he’d seen the unreleased footage from a University of Cincinnati officer’s body camera during last week’s fatal shooting and “it’s not good,” Kane said, “I guess Blackwell would be fine with other chiefs of other agencies that he has to work with offering their opinions on the actions of his personnel, since that’s exactly what he’s doing here. If the officer’s actions are problematic, Blackwell’s commentary in the press — before the prosecutor has concluded his investigation, and while CPD’s homicide unit is itself conducting its own investigation at the request of UC — runs a very strong risk of tainting public opinion and inflaming tensions in the African-American community. All the “hoops with the chief” and seat of the pants shooting reduction plans (4 and counting so far, and how’s THAT working out so far?) won’t build any trust as long as idiots like Black and Blackwell keep running their yaps.”
THIS JUST IN: Cincinnati Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor says the City is now fully prepared for the Riots they have all done their best to create after Joe Deters announces whether he’ll be indicting the Police Officer who killed the Black man our Kneepad Liberals in the Press are trying so hard to rehabilitate. And The Blower thought we’d never find somebody for today’s Liberal Liar Award.
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