Special “What Obama Scandals?” E-dition

MONDAY, JULY 27, 2015

The List Just Keeps Getting Longer

At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought about all of the problems Obama’s been having these days, especially after that CNN/ORC International poll said if a rematch of the 2012 presidential election were held today, GOP nominee Mitt Romney would top Obama in the popular vote, according to a new national survey.

“Maybe Obama needs to ‘pivot’ back to the economy for the 197th time since he’s been in office,” Kane explained, “ because the White House needs to do something to change the topic away from the president’s failed agenda.”

Maybe Obama could make another speech. Unfortunately, it would probably last longer than one of his State of Disunion Addresses and Obama’s regurgitated rhetoric would turn out to be a repeat of just another warmed over Class Warfare diatribe from his last re-election campaign, and the biggest laugh would come when Obama chides Congress for being less concerned about the economy and more about an endless parade of distractions, political posturing and phony scandals.”

Are These Phony Scandals?

Perhaps a couple of our TEA Party Patriots could’ve done their Abbott and Costello routine and told this little joke The Blower is updated from when we published it last year.

“Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
“You mean the Mexican gun running?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean the voter fraud?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean the Boston Bombing?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean the IRS targeting conservatives?”

“No, the other one.”
” You mean the DOJ spying on the press?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives“

“No, the other one.”
” You mean the NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”

“No, the other one.”
“You mean the president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”
“No, the other one.”

” You mean the president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
“No, the other one.”

” You mean the president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
“No, the other one.”

” You mean the president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
“No, the other one.”

” You mean the State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
“No, the other one.”

“You mean HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage so they could illegally profit in the Stock Market?”
“No, the other one.”

You mean “Clinton, Lois Lerner, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
“No, the other one.”

“I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean those 65 million Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press. Those are the bozos who stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?”

So how dumbed-down Americans feel now that they are indirectly responsible for the horrific events of the last several weeks? Was the free-stuff worth watching those five service members killed in the ISIS Murdering Muslim Attack Chattanooga, Tennessee? Was voting for a liberal worth what happened in the Ukraine along with God knows how many innocent people have been beheaded in the Middle East? We’re now six and a half years into the Obama Administration and thanks to these 65 Million “Selfish/Greedy” Americans, we’re well beyond a Nation in Fear! We were already a Nation in Fear in 2008!

“The only problem,” Kane concluded. “This is no joke. There are 541 more disastrous days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term and Obama’s got “Joe Biden Impeachment Insurance.” Some of those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters who now have a government they truly deserve, could possibly be finally waking up to the fact that Obama might not be the Messiah after all. The next 541 days will seem like Eternity in Hell.